"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."
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"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."
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"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."
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"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."
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"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."
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"There's kale in every dish here - buy you don't even taste it."
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"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
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"We're having drinks tonight with some people who've eaten with some people who've eaten with that 'Times' food guy."
"One of our greatest minds in restaurant criticism."
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Two Eggs Any Way You Want 'Em!
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"Your grandmother tasted like chicken."
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"It's delicious. I think it's rat poison."
"I don't care if you're a food critic - you're not combing back in my restaurant wearing only a sash."