"Mmm. The soup du jour is not cream of mushroom. It is not tomato or celery, it is not chicken, nor is it Scotch broth. It is most definitely not won ton..."
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"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"
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A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.
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"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."
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"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."
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A chef looking in a trash dumpster with a sign in the background that reads "Pot-Luck Pete’s Fine Cuisine"
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Cuckoo clock in a kitchen with a cooked bird
"The defibrillator's not for pressing panini."
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"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"
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"Then remove the beef from the marinade and sauté with finely minced shallots and a sprig of fresh thyme."
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"Iron Chef, my ass!"
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"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."
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"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."
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The super jumbo extra large with nothing on it.
"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."
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"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"
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Recipes from Second-Rate Mom Magazine
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Recipes from The I-Seriously-Don't-Care Cookbook.
"Out with the old fish, in with the new."
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"It says: 'My compliments to the chef.'"
"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"
"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"
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Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.
"Once the animal has been rendered lifeless, the rest is quite simple."
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A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.