Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".
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food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, fruit, fruits, apple, apples, gmo, g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, genetically modified, food safety, genetics, biology, science, food science, gm food, gm foods, g.m. food, g.m.s foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, genetically engineered food, genetically engineered foods, ge food, ge foods, g.e. food, g.e. foods, bio-engineered food, bio-engineered foods, genetic engineering, organic food, organic foods, eating organic, space, outer space, sci-fi, science fiction, mutant, mutants, gene, genes, dna, technology, nature, environment, environmental issues, health, unhealthy, eating habits, healthy eating, diet, diets, modern life"Now, if you're feeling adventurous we can undercook the chicken."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, adventurous, courageous, brave, bravery, chicken, under cooked chicken, raw chicken, pink chicken, food poisoning, foodborne illness, foodborne disease, salmonella, bacteria, sick, sickness, ill, illness, unhygienic, unsanitary, bad idea, bad ideas, chicken sashimi, chicken tartare, health, unhealthy, unsafe, safety, food safety"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, chick, chicks, road, roads, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, poultry, why did the chicken cross the road, joke, jokes, undercooked, under cooked, pink, danger, dangerous, risky, salmonella, campylobacter, hygiene, bacteria, death, deadly, food poisoning, food borne illness, foodborne illness, advice, advising, life lesson, life lessons, medical, medicine, health inspector, health inspectors, health inspection, food safety, health, unhealthy"I say it's genetically altered, and I say the hell with it."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, meal, meals, mealtime, eating, dining, picky, fussy, picky eater, fussy eater, picky eaters, fussy eaters, problem, problems, genetically altered, gmo, g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, genetically modified, food safety, genetics, biology, science, food science, gm food, gm foods, g.m. food, g.m.s foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, genetically engineered food, genetically engineered foods, ge food, ge foods, g.e. food, g.e. foods, bio-engineered food, bio-engineered foods, genetic engineering, organic food, organic foods, eating organic, technology, modern life"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."
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infection, infections, trichinosis, eat out, eating out, dining out, food poisoning, pork, raw meat, uncooked meat, undercooked meat, trichinella, breeding, animal breeding, food animal, food animals, meat eater, meat eaters, public health hazard, public health hazards, bacteria, food safety standards, food safety, food hygiene, food hygiene standardsBay-Leaf Watch'You, in the dark-green three-piece suit, eating the bouillabaisse! You've got one on your spoon! Repeat—you've got one on your spoon!'
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, service, customer service, bay leaf, bay leaves, spice, spices, herb, herbs, lifeguard, lifeguards, lifeguarding, guarding, watch, watching, warning, warnings, soup, safety, food safety, water safety, protection, security, television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, famous, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, customer, customers, patron, patrons, helpful, pun, puns, wordplay, word playA chef looking in a trash dumpster with a sign in the background that reads "Pot-Luck Pete’s Fine Cuisine"
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trash, garbage, rubbish, dumpster, dumpsters, food, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, food preparation, food safety, restaurant, restaurants, potluck, fine cuisine, low cuisine, cheap, cutting costs, frugal, saving money, sign, signs, questionable, suspicious, dubious, food source, food sources, eating out, dining out, unhealthy, dangerous, risky, health hazard, health hazards, food hygiene, unhygienic"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."
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food, cookout, cookouts, barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, barbequing, barbeque, barbeques, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, beef, ground beef, chuck, mince, dining, eating, cooking, recalled, recall, recalls, patty, pattie, patties, meat, ethics, unethical, relationship, relationships, contamination, e. coli, food poisoning, food safety, health inspector, health inspectors, food recall, food recalls"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."
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kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, preparing food, food safety, food hygiene, hygiene, unhygienic, health hazard, health hazards, dangerous, risky, contamination, bacteria, germs, food poisoning, clean, cleanliness, washing hands, handwashing, hand washing, wash, washing, soup, meat, salads, salad, meal, meals, meal preparation, bad chef, bad chefs"They're designer plaid, for God's sake. How poisonous can they be?"
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science, scientists, scientist, biology, biologist, biologists, mycologist, mycologists, mycology, fungi, mushroom, mushrooms, toadstool, toadstools, poisonous, poison, harmful, dangerous, colourful, colorful, coloured, colored, brightly coloured, brightly colored, designer, plaid, fashion, trend, trends, fad, fads, trendy, food, food safetyWay Too Genetically Engineered Chicken
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animal, animals, fish, chicken, chicken, rooster, roosters, hen, hens, poultry, meat, gmo, g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, genetically modified, food safety, genetics, biology, science, food science, gm food, gm foods, g.m. food, g.m.s foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, genetically engineered food, genetically engineered foods, ge food, ge foods, g.e. food, g.e. foods, bio-engineered food, bio-engineered foods, genetic engineering, technology, problem, problems, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, mutant, mutants, dna, d.n.a., too far, modern life"Sorry it took so long. I'm the only one without hepatitis."
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hepatitis, hepatitis b, infection, infections, disease, diseases, contagion, contagions, contagious, contagious disease, contagious diseases, waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant staff, food hygiene, health and safety, health & safety, food safety, staff illness, staff illnesses, infectious disease, infectious diseases, food poisoning, chef, chefs, off-putting, unappetizing, unappetising, off putting, bodily fluidsRoadkill
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hotdog, hotdogs, hotdog stand, hotdog stands, hotdog cart, hotdog carts, street food, hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog vendor, hot dog vendors, roadside, roadside food, roadside cart, roadside carts, roadkill, road kill, unhygienic, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, food hygiene rules, food safety, honesty, honest, transparent, transparency, roadkill food, road kill food, roadkill cuisine, road kill cuisine, road-ill, green issues, disgust, disgusted"Great. We're dying to get rid of that."
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waiter, waiters, order, orders, order food, orders food, ordering food, ominous sign, ominous signs, warning, warnings, food safety, food hygiene, menu item, menu items, unpopular, restaurant, restaurants, restaurant business, restaurant businesses, restaurant industry, restaurant industries, special, specials, food safety, server, servers, service, honest, honesty, truthful, candid, candidness, drop your guard, drops your guard, dropping your guard"I have no idea what gluten is, either, but I'm avoiding it, just to be safe."
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food, gluten, gluten-intolerance, gluten intolerance, gluten allergy, allergy, allergies, allergic, allergic to gluten, wheat allergy, wheat-intolerance, wheat intolerance, gluten intolerant, gluten-intolerant, wheat intolerant, wheat-intolerant, celiac, celiac disease, celiacs, avoiding gluten, diet, dietary issues, dietary requirements, dietary requirement, dietary needs, safe, safety, food safety, ignorant, necessary, uninformed, ill-informed, trend, trends, food trend, food trends, trendy, fad, fads, dietary choice, dietary choices"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, broccoli, wrong, return, returning, complaint, complaints, complaining, cooking, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, gmo, g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, genetically modified, food safety, genetics, dna, biology, science, food science, gm food, gm foods, g.m. food, g.m.s foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, genetically engineered food, genetically engineered foods, ge food, ge foods, g.e. food, g.e. foods, bio-engineered food, bio-engineered foods, genetic engineering, organic food, organic foods, technology, modern life"I don't think this place is going to work for you Theodore."
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front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage, no smoking, no dogs, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, smoking, smoker, smokers, banned, ban, bans, against the rules, rule, rules, restaurant, restaurants, health, health and safety, unhealthy, food safety, hygiene"Thanks, but I'll just stick with beer."
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cola, colas, soda, sodas, soda machine, soda machines, marketing, health scare, health scares, contamination, contamination scare, contamination scares, outbreak, outbreaks, e. coli, e coli, contaminated, beverage, beverages, food hygiene, food safety, play it safe, plays it safe, playing it safe, unhealthy, pop, fizzy, beer, beer drinker, beer drinkers, drinking beerOur Troubled Chowders
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, customer, customers, complaint, complaints, complaining, chowder, chowders, soup, seafood, pollution, water pollution, medical waste, syringe, syringes, waste, garbage, trash, rubbish, environment, environmental destruction, nature, environmental issues, water, ocean, sea, contaminated, food safety, unhygienic, unsanitary, modern lifeWhich is the genetically modified corn?"
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gmo, g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, genetically modified, food safety, genetics, biology, science, food science, gm food, gm foods, g.m. food, g.m.s foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, genetically engineered food, genetically engineered foods, ge food, ge foods, g.e. food, g.e. foods, bio-engineered food, bio-engineered foods, genetic engineering, organic food, organic foods, eating organic, food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, vegetable, vegetables, veggies, corn, corn on the cob, corn-on-the-cob, alive, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, health, healthy, eating healthy, healthy eating, clerk, clerk, staff, question, questions"Here comes your tomato surprise, sir!"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, tomato surprise, surprise, surprises, surprise attack, surprise attacks, attacking, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, evil, horror, fantasy, death, customer, customers, patron, patrons, food safety, health hazard, health hazards, unsafe, imminent death, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor, bad surprise, bad surprised"Excuse me, waiter? There's a hair in my soup."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, beard, beards, facial hair, long hair, hair, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, customer, customers, soup, soups, hipster, hipsters, untidy, unkempt, unsanitary, unhygienic, food safetyAlcohol Ingredients
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pubs, pubs, bar, bars, public house, public houses, alcohol, beer, beers, wine, wines, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, drink, drinking, drinkers, ingredients, list of ingredients, contents, list of contents, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionist, allergy, allergies, allergen, allergens, list of allergens, food hygiene, food safety, food hygiene inspectors, food hygiene inspection, food hygiene inspectors, antigen, antigens, immune response, immune responses, insure, insurance, insurance policy, cover your back, covering your back, protect, protection, self protection, self-protection, safe guard, safe guarding, ale, ales, cider, ciders, window, windows, shop window, shop windows, alcoholic drink, alcoholic drinks, alcoholic beverage, alcoholic beverages, over kill, overkill, over-kill, over done