"The presentation is dreadful."
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"Cactus leaves, chayote squash, or tomatillos?"
"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."
"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"
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Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair
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"This is mastodon. I told you to get mammoth."
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Baker Resembles Baked Goods
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Hoax Ethnic Food
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The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.
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"Ever since lunch today, I've been thinking about lunch tomorrow."
Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair
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"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."
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Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.
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"You tell me if the roast beef is fresh."
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"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."
Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.
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"I'm getting woolly-mammoth notes."
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"Would you like a professional critique of your orders?"
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"I've got everything you've got and more - I just don't feel the need to tell the whole effin world about it"
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"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"
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"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."
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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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