"The presentation is dreadful."
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"Cactus leaves, chayote squash, or tomatillos?"
"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."
"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"
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Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair
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Baker Resembles Baked Goods
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Hoax Ethnic Food
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The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.
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"Ever since lunch today, I've been thinking about lunch tomorrow."
Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair
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"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."
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Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.
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"You tell me if the roast beef is fresh."
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"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."
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"I'm getting woolly-mammoth notes."
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"Would you like a professional critique of your orders?"
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"I've got everything you've got and more - I just don't feel the need to tell the whole effin world about it"
Tags:foodie, foodies, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, mediterranean diet, mediterranean, mediterranean cuisine, olive, olives, italy, italian, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogs, food blogger, food bloggers, visual gag, spoof, spoofed, drink, drinking, drinker, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholic drink, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktail stick, cocktail sticks, stick, sticks, martini glass, martini glasses
"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"
Tags:christmas, christmas weight, christmas time, season's greetings, happy holidays, merry, happy, holiday, holidays, seasonal, vacation, vacations, weight, weight gain, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, thanksgiving, turkey, turkey weight, winter, winter weight, fat, fatter, fattening, health, healthy, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, moderation, fit, fitness, fitter, atlas, myth, mythology, mythological, greek, grecian, greek myth, greek myths, atlas, globe, the world
"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."
Tags:restaurant, waiter, waiters, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogs, food blogger, food bloggers, eating out, out to eat, couple, couples, diet, dieting, diets, lose, lose weight, overweight, over weight, binge, binging, carb, carbs, pasta, pasta lover, italian food, italian, italian cuisine, portion, portions, portion size, portion sizes, omad, if, intermittent fasting, calories, calorie, cico, calorie counting, calories in calories out, good food, dinner, dinner party, dinner parties
"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, home cook, home cooks, home cooking, home chef, home chefs, homemade, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, classic, classics, grilled cheese, grilled cheese sandwich, toastie, toasties, reinvent, reinvention, innovate, innovation, creative, creativity, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, foodie, foodies, gourmand, gourmands, gourmet, gourmets, picky, fussy, demanding, modern life
"Yours is what's taking so long."
"We tried a vegan Thanksgiving this year, but our family still showed up."
Tags:vegan, vegans, vegan food, veganism, alternative lifestyle, alternative lifestyles, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, thanksgiving meal, thanksgiving meals, family life, extended family, extended families, putting people off, off putting, family dispute, family disputes, family fight, family fights, dietary needs, foodie, foodies, dietary requirements