"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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"The starred items are hot and spicy."
Tags:board, boardroom, board room, boards, boardrooms, boards, exec, execs, executive, executives, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, business men, business man, menu, menus, food, foods, spice, spicy, chilli, chillis, hot chilli, hot and spicy, minutes, minuted, minute, paper, papers, meeting, meetings, meeting room, office, offices, corporate, corporations
"I told you not to order the Zamboni."
Tags:ice, ice cleaner, ice resurfacer, ice skating, ice skate, ice rink, ice hockey, ice hockey rink, hockey, italian, food, foods, restaurant, restaurants, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, couple, couples, bad idea, word play, play on words, accident, misspoke, control freak, control freaks, nag, nagging
"There's a Mr. Egg McMuffin here who says we've been using his name without permission."
Tags:breakfast, breakfast sandwich, egg sandwich, breakfast sandwiches, egg sandwiches, sandwich, sandwiches, business, businesses, executive, executives, market, marketing, dining, diner, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, fast food, fast food chain, chain restaurant, chain restaurants, laws, law, law and order, legal, exploit, exploitative, permission, permissions, reception, receptionist, receptionists, office, offices, corporate, corporation, corporations, sue, sued, suing, lawyer, lawyers, fake name
"It's my family coat of arms, Joe-smoked salmon couchant on a field of cream cheese."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, coat of arms, family, families, heirloom, family heirlooms, heraldry, stain, stains, food, foods, salmon, salmons, fish, fishes, seafood, seafoods, breakfast, breakfast food, breakfast foods, cream cheese, smoked salmon
Hunting Dog Returns With Pizza, Not Duck
Tags:hunt, hunter, hunting, hunts, hunters, hunting dog, dog, dogs, pet, pets, lurcher, lurchers, courser, coursing, terrier, terriers, hound, hounds, pizza, pizzas, game hunting, big game hunting, big game hunter, hunt gone wrong, food, foods, modern, modern life, good boy, duck, ducks, fowl, fowls
Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.
Chocolate Lovers' Leap
"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."
Tags:metamphetamine, college students, home-, cooking, mothers, mom's apple pie, food, foods, college, college student, colleges, university, universities, move out, moves out, moving out, meth, methamphetamines, home cook, home cooks, home cooking, miss, misses, missing, mom's cooking, mother's cooking, fond, nostalgia, nostalgic, drug abuser, drug abusers, drug abuse
Closed for the Season
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, food truck, food trucks, street food, street foods, food, foods, snack, snacks, snack stand, bad weather, snow, snowing, snowy, blizzard, blizzards, seasons, seasonal, winter, sign, signs, closed, cold, freezing, chilly, frozen, business, businesses
"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."
"Wow-free sky hoagies!"
Tags:philadelphia, fish, fishing, fishes, fishing trip, sandwich, sandwiches, hoagie, hoagies, sub, subs, food, fooled, fools, ignorant, stupid, obvious, hypocritical, parallel, parallels, vacation, trip, trips, foods, water, lake, lakes, canoe, canoes, vacations, trap, trapped, hook, hooks, hooked, foolish, danger, dangerous
"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."
Tags:pig, pigs, piglets, restaurant, restaurants, piggie, piggies, entree, entrees, buffet, buffets, trough, drink, drinks, unlimited, limitless, bottomless, eat out, dining, dining out, animal, animals, food, foods, consumerism, gluttony, glutton, gluttons, patron, patrons, customers, customers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses
"After eating all the crumbs under the sofa cushions, I'd rather have something sweet."
"O.K., where's the famine?"
Tags:famine, word play, play on words, car, cars, police, police officer, police officers, authorities, authority, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, speeding, over the limit, over the speed limit, speed limit, speed limits, in a rush, in a hurry, hot dog cart, food cart, street food, food, foods, ticket, tickets, speeding ticket, pulled over, food truck, food trucks, food stall, food stand, hot dog vendor, hot dog stand, law and order
"Have a nice Administration!"
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, administration, bill, clinton, dining, fast food, fast foods, food, foods, celebrity, celebrities, celeb, celebs, to go, takeaway, takeout, running, runner, runners, run, jog, jogger, joggers, jogging, bodyguard, bodyguards
"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
Tags:business, businesses, small business, business owner, business owners, resumes, resume, cv, curriculum vitae, employment, employer, employers, employee, employees, unemployment, urban, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, chinese food, chinese food menu, menu, menus, food, foods, takeout, takeaway, delivery, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, mail, mailbox, junk mail, mailer, mailers, flyer, flyers, c/v, c/vs
"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."
Tags:left, leftover, left over, leftovers, left overs, over, food, foods, food cart, cart, carts, street cart, streetcarts, unexpected, street food, street-food, grandmothers, grandma, mother, mothers, mom, mum, home-cook, home-cooked, homecook, home cook, home cooked, home cooking, home cooks, homecooked, push cart, pavement, sidewalk, side walk, family, family values
A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch
Tags:trade, trade union, union, unions, unionism, unionist, diner, diners, lunch, lunches, meal, meals, labor, labour, labors, labours, labouring, laboring, laborers, labourers, service, service industry, food, foods, eat, eating, eateries, menu, menus, cost, costs, price, prices, pricing, chef, chefs, class, class awareness
"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"
Tags:low-hanging fruit, meat, meat eater, meat eaters, meat eating, carnivore, carnivores, meat and potatoes, preference, preferences, food, foods, nag, nags, nagging, wife, wives, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, prehistoric, prehistory, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, anthropology, anthropologist, anthropologists, spouse, spouses, dinner options, dinner option
"Everything, I take it, will be al dente."
"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."