"Wow-free sky hoagies!"
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"Harrington challenges himself every day."
The Straw Entrepreneur, The Tin Accountant, and The Cowardly Attorney
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"He shouldn't have thrown that snowball before firing."
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"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."
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"After months of partisan bickering, Congress has finally agreed to put a Slinky on an escalator and see if it goes forever."
"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."
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"I love you, you big fool."
"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."
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"What foolish things remind you of me?"
"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"
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A man walks through the desert on a landline.
"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."
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"Relax - I saw a bear do this on TV."
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"Yes, you're squirrelly."
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"The King of the Squirrels will see you now, but don't expect too much, he is, afterall, the King of the Squirrels."
"We found the spare key under the welcome mat."
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"Say - here's a way to fool all of the people all of the time."
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"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."
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"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."
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"Don't be a fool!"
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Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago
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"Mr president, welcome to Saudi Arabia. We've prepared you your favorite meal."
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