"Wow-free sky hoagies!"
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"Harrington challenges himself every day."
"You may rush in."
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"He always makes a fool of himself when he addresses the nation."
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"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."
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"You have a really lousy sense of humor."
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"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."
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"Does this mean I'm out of the loop?"
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"What foolish things remind you of me?"
"You laughed in all the wrong places."
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"Apple pie! This is no trick, is it?
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"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."
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"Good times, bad times, I've never known what was going on."
"The King of the Squirrels will see you now, but don't expect too much, he is, afterall, the King of the Squirrels."
"It's come to my attention we have nincompoops in the skill positions."
"You can't fool the american people - that's why I'm in exports."
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"Say - here's a way to fool all of the people all of the time."
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"Miss Smith, who replaced my intercom with a small rock?"
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"Don't be a fool!"
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"They certainly wouldn't fool me."
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The first jackass of spring
Hi. You are a recipient of the Make-Work-for-Jerks chain letter.