Football Players Cartoons

"O'Brien, here, has written us a new play."

Red Cards

"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

Receptionist

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

"It looks fine to me, too."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Arc De Participation

Superhero Goalie

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

Input From The Front Office

"You can always tell which guys aren't trapped in long-term contracts."

Football players in a huddle with only the backs of their jerseys showing; one player with a foreign sounding name has the phonetic symbols for the pronunciation of his name printed on the back of his jersey as well.

Football players in a huddle with only the backs of their jerseys showing; one player with a foreign sounding name has the phonetic symbols for the pronunciation of his name printed on the back of his jersey as well.

Biosphere 3

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

"Mendez, fake like you're going to retire in order to spend more time with family, then go wide right."

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

"First, I'd like to blame the Lord for causing us to lose today."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

A man drives a medical cart across a football field carrying a football player's headless body as well as his head.

A player scores a touchdown holding his head instead of a football.

"The kick is up, and it's, it's, it's too close to call!"