Red Cards
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garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, old testament, the old testament, the bible, biblical, christianity, christian, judaism, jewish, christians, football, foul, fouls, soccer, football game, football games, soccer game, soccer games, red card, red cards, football player, football players, soccer players, soccer players"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."
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football, american football, football player, football players, interview, interviews, interviewed, cliche, cliches, cliched, game, games, match, matches, point, points, score, scores, scoring, sports journalist, sports journalists, banal, banality, obvious, agile, test, tests, pretentious, pretentiousness, self-important, self-importance"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."
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sport, sports, athlete, athletes, athletics, player, players, football, american football, football player, football players, college football, decision, decisions, decide, professional, pro, go pro, turn pro, professional football, pro football, league, leagues, football league, football leagues, student, students, college student, rehab, rehabilitation, medical, medicine, drug, drug abuse, drug addict, drug addicts, drug addiction, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, directlyReceptionist
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receptionist, receptionists, reception, secretary, secretaries, office, offices, business, businesses, businesswomen, businesswoman, executive, executives, desk, desks, white collar, sport, sports, football, american football, football player, football players, receiver, receivers, athlete, athletes, athletic, entertainment, word play, play on words"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."
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high school, secondary school, growing up, grown up, reunion, reunions, school days, remember, remembering, memory, memories, football, american football, football player, football players, jock, jocks, out of shape, living in the past, glory days, peaked in high school, quarterback, quarterbacks, popular, cool kid, cool kids, popular kids"It looks fine to me, too."
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sport, sports, football, american football, canadian football, football players, football players, player, players, athlete, athletes, ball, deflate, deflated, damaged, head, heads, concussion, concussions, head injury, head injuries, injury, injuries, safety, protection, prevention, helmet, helmets, protective gear, safety gear, denial, brush-off, nonacceptance, dismissing, professional football, football league, football leagues, league, leagues, football team, football teams, player safety, player health, college, colleges, college football, high school, high schools, high school football, dangerous, risky, deflategate"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."
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coach, coaches, coaching, football, football player, football players, tough, difficult, difficulty, difficulties, algebra, teacher, teachers, math, maths, mathematics, calculus, play, plays, football play, football plays, challenge, challenges, challenging, complain, complains, complaining, football player, football players, football team, football teams, reduce, reduces, reducing, math difficultyArc De Participation
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participation trophy, participation trophies, arc de triomphe, trophy, trophies, participation, participations, monument, monuments, national monument, national monuments, soccer player, soccer players, soccer game, soccer games, football player, football players, football game, tournament, tournamentsSuperhero Goalie
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superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super hero, super heroes, superpower, superpowers, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, footballer, footballers, football, footballs, football player, football players, soccer player, soccer players, goal, goals, goalie, goalies, goal keeper, goal keepers"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."
"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"
Input From The Front Office
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american football, football, american sport, american sports, sport, sports, team talk, team, football player, football players, football management, football manager, suits, uniforms, suit, uniform, job, jobs, teamwork, management, fans, outsider input, outsider, advice, coach, college football, touchdown, defence, offence, clean office, businessman, sportsman, front office, front offices, input, field goal, field goals, trophy, trophies, award, awards, director, directors, director of football, directors of football, safety, safeties, butt in, butts in, butting in, punt, punts, block, blocks, blocing, blocker, blockers, block the punt, block the field goal"You can always tell which guys aren't trapped in long-term contracts."
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foosball, table football, table soccer, foosball table, sports, sport, bar game, bar games, pub game, pub games, two player game, two player games, sports contracts, sports contract, contract, contracts, professional sports, professional sport, professional soccer, pro soccer, professional athlete, professional athletes, athlete, athletes, football player, football players, professional football, pro football, pro footballer, pro footballers, footballer, footballers, contract dispute, contract disputes, footballer, footballersFootball players in a huddle with only the backs of their jerseys showing; one player with a foreign sounding name has the phonetic symbols for the pronunciation of his name printed on the back of his jersey as well.
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sport, sports, football, american football, football player, football players, athlete, athletes, huddle, huddles, huddling, name, names, foreign name, foreign names, pronunciation, phonetic, symbol, symbols, hard to pronounce, helpful, useful, innovative, innovation, innovations, sports commentating, sports commentator, sports commentators, identification, identifyingFootball players in a huddle with only the backs of their jerseys showing; one player with a foreign sounding name has the phonetic symbols for the pronunciation of his name printed on the back of his jersey as well.
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sport, sports, football, american football, football player, football players, athlete, athletes, huddle, huddles, huddling, name, names, foreign name, foreign names, pronunciation, phonetic, symbol, symbols, hard to pronounce, helpful, useful, innovative, innovation, innovations, sports commentating, sports commentator, sports commentators, identification, identifyingBiosphere 3
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dome, domes, bubble, bubbles, ecosystem, entertainment, sports, sport, football, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, american football, biosphere, living room, lounge, armchair, couch, couch potato, couch potatoes, drink, drinks, drinking, beer, beers, man, men, woman, women, tv, tvs, television, televisions, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, science, scientific, self-containedThe McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."
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sport, sports, football, soccer, football player, football players, soccer player, soccer players, penalty shootout, penalty shootouts, penalty kick, penalty kicks, penalties, penalty, niche, calling, vocation, ideal position, twins, twin, quintuplets, sibling, siblings, conjoined twim, conjoined twins"Mendez, fake like you're going to retire in order to spend more time with family, then go wide right."
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sport, sports, football, football player, football players, player, players, athlete, athletes, professional, professionals, huddle, huddling, huddles, retire, retiring, retirement, comeback, comebacks, returning, return, fake, pretend, pretending, spend time with family, play, plays, strategy, strategies"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."
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sport, sports, football, football player, football players, athlete, athletes, flying, jumping, leaping, respect, sportsmanship, mock, mocking, making fun, joking, joke, jokes, pity, beloved, storied, american football"First, I'd like to blame the Lord for causing us to lose today."
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football, football player, football players, american football, thank god, thanks god, thanking god, blame, blames, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, post-game, post-game interview, post-game interviews, lose, loses, loser, losers, loss, sore loser, sore losers, poor loser, poor losers, bad loser, bad losers, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemersA football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.
A man drives a medical cart across a football field carrying a football player's headless body as well as his head.
A player scores a touchdown holding his head instead of a football.