Footballers Cartoons

"We lost!"

"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

"My mom makes me wear it."

Superhero Goalie

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

"You can always tell which guys aren't trapped in long-term contracts."

American Football injuries

Biosphere 3

"First it was no football, now it's no money. I don't think they know what they're doing."

"Which team does Frederick Douglass play for?"

"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."

It's just a game vs. get real.

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"My client wants a fifty-per-cent salary boost, a bonus guarantee, and a snappy choreographed victory dance he can do after he makes a touchdown."

"There are only three signatures on this recall petition. Monday Night football, therefore, will remain in effect until further notice."

"I hear you quietly rooting for the Patriots back there."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"If you throw it to me I'll introduce you to my financial advisor."

Diego Maradona

"I've never mentioned this, Mom, but I feel pretty."

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

"Whiskers! Where's your helmet?!"

Ennio Morricone

Neil-ing: Taking a knee in protest whenever you see scumbag Neil Gorsuch.

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