"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."
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A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.
"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."
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"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."
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"No, I didn't call a taxi."
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"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."
"Would you like to try them out?"
"Seen my gumshoes, doll?"
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"Oh, eternal life is fine, but what I really like is getting to wear flip-flops all the time."
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
"Aren't they killing you?"
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FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY
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"It's right about here that my socks fall down."
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The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.
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Pet owner struggles
"Hold up-I got sand in my shoe again."
"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."
The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.
The girl with the sensible shoes.
"You know the Birkenstocks."
"Howard, have you seen Edgar? His Adidas just came in without him."
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"Haven't you got anything a little more, like, ironic?"
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"Do you smell something?"
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