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"Turning to the City Hall forecast, this brief period of contrition will be followed by increasing testiness, leading to major squalls on Monday."

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

"I don't recall it being quite this humid last July."

"Sometimes I wonder if it's right to bring a child into this income."

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February

"We're expecting some major accumulation."

"Rain in the Northeast, clear skies to the south, while large portions of the Midwest continue to be blanketed by Shirley MacLaine's aura."

"In the next five years, global warming is going to make you ten times more irritating."

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"We don't use the Congressional Budget Office. We have our own figures."

"And, if our projections are correct, trend A should collide with trend B, and both will vanish without a trace."

"The forecast for today is grumpy."

"Sir, would you take this latest warning of ecological disaster and pooh-pooh it for me?"

"I thought I'd clouded that rodent's mind..."

"If we accept the unacceptable today, what's the outlook for tomorrow going to be?"

"Spring, Ray—ever heard of it?"

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"I don't care what the revised forecast for the winter is. The wasps have built their nests higher up in the trees than usual, and that's proof enough for me."

"I don't care what the revised forecast for the winter is. The wasps have built their nests higher up in the trees than usual, and that's proof enough for me."

"And in the Dakotas—plenty of this!"

"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."

"Uh-oh, I think a storm has turned our valuable ocean-front property into worthless ocean-floor property."

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