"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, trip, trips, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourism, tourist, tourists, government, governments, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, illegal immigration, illegal alien, illegal aliens, illegal immigrant, crack down, crack downs, cracking down, foreigner, foreigners, international, bureaucracy, immigration policy, wordplay, word play, pun, punsI love NY - except for you foreigners with too much dough
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new york, new york city, ny, nyc, new yorker, new yorkers, city, cities, tourist, tourists, tour, tours, tourism, travel, souvenir, souvenirs, tshirt, tshirts, shirt, shirts, clothes, clothing, money, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, xenophobia, xenophobic, foreign, foreigner, foreigners"Oh, how very French."
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europe, european, france, french, paris, smoking, smoke, smoker, smokers, tourist, tourists, foreigner, foreigners, child, children, kid, kids, stereotype, stereotypes, culture, cultural stereotype, cultural stereotypes, law, laws, e-cigarette, e-cigarettes, tobacco, minor, minors, youth, national identity, national stereotypes"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."
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europe, europeans, france, french, spain, spanish, smoke, smoking, confident, confidence, acceptable, accepted, foreigners, foreign, party, parties, health, unhealthy, lung, lungs, pressure, peer pressure, social pressure, pressures, social pressures, peer pressures, inspire, inspired, culture, cultures, cultured, stereotype, stereotypes"I hear we've just been granted most-favored-nation status."
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most-favored-nation, most-favoured-nation, nation, nations, favorite, favourite, international, economy, economic, europe, eastern europe, trade, trading, foreign policy, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, poor, poor people, poverty, peasant, peasants, politics, political, equality, world trade organization, world trade organisation, intergovernmental, multinational, government, governments"Has there ever been a charming rogue state?"
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iran, syria, north korea, venezuela, cuba, sudan, rogue, rogue state, rogue states, terror, trorists, terrorism, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, foreign policy, foreign affairs, foreign policies, axis of evil, donald, trump, george, bush, ronald, reagan, bill, clinton, barack, obama, presidents, president, government, governments, politics, political, weapons of mass destruction, anti-american, war on terror, war, wars, news, television, televisions, tv, tvs"There can be no peace until they renounce their Rabbit God and accept our Duck God."
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god, gods, perspective, perspectives, illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, duck, ducks, rabbit, rabbits, religious war, religious wars, disagreement, disagreements, religious sect, religious sects, commonality, commonalities, illusory, bunny, bunnies, foreigner, foreigners, similarity, similiarities, renounce, religious fanatic, religious fanaticism, fanatic, fanatics, fanaticism"Es usted Diners' Club?"
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charge, charges, charge card, charge cards, credit card, credit cards, travel, travels, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, vacation, vacations, mexico, mexican, middle class, expectant, ignorant, ignorance, communicate, communicates, communication, accept, accepts, accepting, middle class, upper class, upper classes, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, inconsiderate"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."
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immigration, united states, cuba, baseball, baseballs, trade deal, trade deals, trade, trades, foreigner, foreigners, illegal immigrant, agent, agents, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, sport, sports, controversy, controversial, wet feet dry feet, wet feet dry land, professional athlete, professional athletes"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."
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taxi, taxi driver, taxi drivers, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, citizenship, citizens, citizen, demotion, downgrade, royalty, foreign royalty, driving, driver, drivers, car, cars, successful immigrant, previously successful, king, monarch, xenophobia, refugee, refugees, low skill jobs, undermining qualifications"As for immigration, I say admit anyone who arrives on the Concorde."
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immigration, immigrant, immigrants, migrant, migrants, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, discrimination, rich person, rich people, immigration law, immigration laws, legal immigration, new arrival, new arrivals, immigrant, immigrants, foreigner, foreigners, foreign land, foreign lands, politician, politicians, racism, immigration policy"Isn't this right out of Peter Mayle?"
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travel, traveling, travelling, travelers, travellers, traveler, traveller, drive, driving, road trip, france, french, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, writing, writer, writers, author, authors, leisure, violations, traffic violation, traffic violations, pulled over, countryside, farm, farms, picturesque, car, cars, police, policeman, policewoman, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic officer, traffic officers, law enforcementMan Who Has Been Everywhere and Is Still Going
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travel, travels, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveling, tourist, tourists, tourism, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, luggage, suitcase, suitcases, foreigner, foreigners, international travel, international traveler, international travelers, international traveller, international travellers"You'll find everything here, Comrade—your American passport, Social Security number, birth certificate, driver's license, and Diners' Club card."
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russia, russian, russians, communism, communist, communists, spy, spies, undercover, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, military, general, generals, armed forces, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, uniform, uniforms"Mom! The nanny got into the liquor cabinet and is yelling, 'Si! Se Pueda'."
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spanish, au pair, au pairs, nanny, nannies, babysitter, babysitters, drunk, drunks, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, irresponsible, negligent, liquor, spirits, tattletales, tattletale, language, languages, foreign language, foreign languages, foreigner, foreigners, kid, kids, child, children"And yet another headache for the Immigration and Naturalization Service!"
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immigration, refugees, refugee, immigrants, immigrant, naturalization, naturalisation, service, department, immigration and naturalization service, ins, u.s. citizenship and immigration services, uscis, u.s. immigration and customs enforcement, ice, u.s. customs and border protection, cbp, department of homeland security, america, american, united states, u.s., us, border control, border controls, security, protection, alien, aliens, foreign nationals, foreign national, foreigner, foreigners, overpopulation, headache, headaches, ethics, ethical, space, spaceship, spaceships, science fiction, problem, problems, issue, issues, government, governments, politics, political"No one takes the trouble to get to know the person behind the 'persona non grata'. "
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bartender, bartenders, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, persona non grata, illegal immigrant, unwelcome, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, illegal alien, illegal aliens"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, fire, fired, firing, laid off, let go, made redundant, redundant, redundancy, unemployed, unemployment, job, jobs, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, outsourcing, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, corporate, corporation, corporations"Bevenion, if it's not too much of a problem, we'd like you to modify your name so that people can get a quicker ethnic fix on it."