"On the other hand, it may bring in more visitors."
Tags:cleavage, division, split, separation, mountains, mountain, hike, hiker, hikers, national park, national parks, play on words, word play, park, parks, outdoors, outdoor, nature, woods, forests, forest, sex appeal, breast, head in the gutter, get your head out of the gutter, homonym, homonyms, create interest, marketing, name change, name changes, creating interest, generate interest, generating interest, marketing company, marketing companies
Tags:hanukkah, christmas, tree, christmas tree, festival of lights, festival of dedication, chanukah, dreidal, menorah, candle, candles, candle lighting, winter, winter wonderland, snow, snowing, forest, chopping down trees, tree decorating, tree decorations, christians, christian, christianity, jewish, judism, celebrations, religion, religious, multi religion, traditions, traditional, family traditions, shpasik, jtoons
"Carol, check my appointment book—something's not right."
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"Smokey The Tree"
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"Very few leave the grove!"
"You look ridiculous."
Tags:tree, trees, nature, wood, woods, forest, forests, hat, hats, fashions, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, fashion sense, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fedora, fedoras, hipster, hipsters, modern life, modern fashion, modern fashions, ridiculous, looking silly, looking ridiculous, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassed
"We should get out to the country more often."
Tags:dog, dogs, country, countryside, escape to the country, back to nature, getting back to nature, the great outdoors, great outdoors, wood, woods, forest, forests, tree, trees, canine, canines, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, tourists, escape, escapism, adventure, adventures, breaks, break
"That's Stanley. Stanley once saw Beatrix Potter naked."
"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
Tags:canada, forest, forests, woods, trees, tree, wild, wilderness, camping, camp, camper, campers, outdoors, great outdoors, tent, tents, canoe, canoes, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, vodka, not enough, running out, bored, boredom, dull, boring, middle of nowhere, nature, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, trip, trips, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
Sign saying "Entering God's Country: Next Secular Area 450 mi."
Tags:religion, religious, secular, secularism, god, god's country, road, roads, road sign, road sign, sign, signs, signage, street, sight, street signs, mountain, mountains, forest, forests, woods, wild, wilderness, nature, natural, landscape, landscapes, beautiful, view, environment, pristine, clean, word play, wordplay
"And when it comes to naming a committee to preserve the scenic beauty of the Hudson, do they pick any of us? Hell, no! They pick Laurance Rockefeller!"
"I don't tell you how to do your job—don't tell me how to do mine!"
Tags:taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxi cab, taxi cabs, taxi driver, taxi drivers, cab driver, cab drivers, cabbie, cabbies, taxi man, driver, drivers, drive, drives, automobile, automobile, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, transport, transportation, lost, confused, confusion, wrong way, mistake, mistakes, backseat driver, backseat drivers, back-seat driver, back-seat drivers, driving, nag, passenger, passengers, forest, directions, direction
"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"
Tags:tree, trees, photosynthesis, expel, oxygen, breathe, breathing, breath, forest, forests, wood, woods, gross, perspective, yucky, o2, inhaling, inhale, perspectives, different, biologist, biologists, botanist, botanists, botany, plant, plants, plant life, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, grossout, grossing out, farts, gas, gases, gaseous
"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."
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"I've been with a lot of gentle woodland creatures who turned out to be real sickies."
"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."
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"Now we wait."
"Wait until one of them says, 'It's so peaceful out here.' "
"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."
Tags:tree, trees, tree cutting, cutting down trees, timber, timbers, timber mill, log, logs, logger, logging, saw, saws, forest, forests, strength, strong, stronger, pushing, push, vain, attempt, attempting, attempted, attempts, cut, cutter, cutters, lumberjack, woodcutter, wood cutter, wood, woods, wooded, wooden, lumber jack, lumber, lumber mill, timberman, timber man, tactics, strategy, strategies
"Hey pal, what I do above the tree line is my business and nobody else's."
Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees
"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."
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"I want to report a stalker."
Tags:stalker, stalking, stalk, stalks, stalked, hunter, hunters, hunter, hunters, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports, blood-sport, blood-sports, deer, venison, buck, bucks, ranger station, ranger stations, ranger, rangers, woods, forest, forests, harassment, harassed, restraining order, restraining orders
"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
Tags:poison oak, poison ivy, plant, plants, identification, id, iding, identifying, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, botany, botanist, botanists, uncertain, uncertainty, woods, forest, walk, walks, walking, confused, confusion, toxic, poison, poisons, poisonous plant, poisonous plants, rash, rashes, identity crisis, identity crises, identity
A bear wearing a park ranger hat leans against a tree and smokes.
Tags:bear, bears, wood, woods, tree, trees, forest, forests, smoke, smokes, smoking, bear smoking, bear smokes, ranger, rangers, park ranger, park ranger bear, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, bear ranger, bear rangers, forest fire, forest fires, fire safety, ignoring own advice, self-sabotage, wildfire, fire risk, hypocrisy, hypocrite, hypocrites