"I think someone put him on hold and then disconnected."
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"No, sorry, you'll still be dumb."
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"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"
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"These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its mission: To stay on TV forever."
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"Here's this dumb crafts thing I made in two seconds. If you don't keep it forever, I will come to resent you."
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"We just need your e-mail address so we can e-mail you all day every day for the rest of your life."
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"We could get married and plan together forever."
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The Endless Tunnel of Love
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The Forever Stamp
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"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."
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"Sharon, if we can fit another mirror in there it will look like his teeth go on forever."
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"Hold that thought, Ted—forever."
"I suggest that we grab a bite first."
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