"Surprise! It's my birthday."
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"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."
"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
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"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"
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Videos You've Forgotten You've Seen Already
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"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"
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How Not to Remember Names
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"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."
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"Mr. Total Recall"
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"Hey, good buddy! How you doin'?"
"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."
"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
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"With apologies to Nat King Cole, 'Unforgettable, that's what you are.' "
John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
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"Don't forget to call the Fire Department."
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"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."
"This is really embarrassing. I've forgotten your name."
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"Forget exercise—find another pear to love you."
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"I recently recovered a crucial repressed memory. But then I forgot it."
Animal and Human Memory
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"Are you sure you've got everything this time?"
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"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."
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"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"
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"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."
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"Look, I'm quite sure you're mistaken—I never forget a spouse."
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