"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"
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birthday, birthdays, shopping spree, shopping sprees, birthday present, birthday presents, present, presents, gift, gifts, shop, shops, shopping, buy, buys, buying, retail therapy, forgot, forget, forgets, forgetful, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, retail therapy, retailer, retailersBad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!
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mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, bad mother, bad mothers, card collection, card collections, collector, collectors, collection, collections, mistake, mistakes, guilt, guilty, guilt complex, guilt complexes, worry, worries, fear, fears, forgetful, accident, accidents"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."
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elephant, elephants, never forget, never forgets, sticky note, sticky notes, note, notes, reminder, reminders, forget, forgetful, memory, forgetfulness, age, ages, ageing, aging, dementia, alzheimers, alzheimer's, note, notes, bad memory, bad memories, flake, flakes, flaky, flaking"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
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politics, political, politician, politicians, hand, hands, writing, written, palm, reference, refer, washington, washington dc, washington d.c, washington dc, capitol hill, capitol, executive, executives, ethic, ethical, ethics, moral, morals, morality, belief, beliefs, value, values, memory, remember, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, absent, absent minded, absentminded, absent mindedness, core belief, campaign platform, campaign platforms, core beliefs"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"
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superhero, superheroes, comic book, comic books, forget, forgets, forgetful, forgetfulness, start something, starting somethings, add, adhd, attention deficit disorder, short term, short term memory, short term memories, forgetful, absentminded, absentmindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, space cadet, space cadets"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"
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chore, chores, distraction, distractions, scatterbrained, scatterbrain, forgetful, easily distracted, forgetfulness, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, dog, dogs, driver, drivers, car, cars, canine, canines, chore, chores, to-do list, to do list, to-do lists, to do lists"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."
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vacations, worry, wait, problems, psychology, leisure, anxiety, seasons, summer, holiday, holidays, vacation, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, worrier, worriers, worries, worried, stress, stresses, create stress, creating stress, forgetful, forgetting, forget, forgets, long vacation, long vacations, trip, trips, packing, packed, last minute, mankoff"Mr. Total Recall"
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sticky note, sticky notes, sticky label, sticky labels, office worker, office workers, note pad, note pads, jotter, jotters, note, notes, reminder, reminders, forgetful, forgetfulness, organise, organised, organisation, organized, organize, organization, disorganised, disorganisation, disorganized, disorgnaization, remember, remembering, workaholic, workaholism, modern life"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."
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sticky note, sticky notes, reminder, reminders, businessmen, businessman, informal, informality, secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, receptionist, receptionists, admin, administrator, administrators, admin work, absent minded, forgetful, forgetfulness, boss, bosses"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
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duel, duels, cowboy, cowboys, shoot, shoots, shootout, shootouts, gunslinger, gunslinging, gun slinger, gun slinging, ten paces, elderly, old, old age, older, draw, gun, guns, wild west, the west, old west, old men, old people, fight, fighting, paces, reason, forgot, forgotten, forget, forgets, forgetting, walking, the wild west, aging, forgetful, history, westward expansion"Hold it, sweetie, you forgot your heat."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, businessman, businessmen, leaving for work, going to work, forgot, forgetful, forgotten, left behind, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, security, protection, safety, gun safety, pointing, aiming, shooting, packing heat, modern life"With apologies to Nat King Cole, 'Unforgettable, that's what you are.' "
"Don't forget to call the Fire Department."
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business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, note, notes, taking notes, sticky, stickie, stickies, technology, low-tech, stationery, message, messages, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, call, calls, calling, conversation, conversations, desk, desks, cubicle, cubicles, messy, excessive, forgetful, bad memory, modern lifeAnimal and Human Memory
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