"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"
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"Surprise! It's my birthday."
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Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!
"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."
"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
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"My friend with the long-haired dachshunds is Noreen."
Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years
"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"
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"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"
Tags:chore, chores, distraction, distractions, scatterbrained, scatterbrain, forgetful, easily distracted, forgetfulness, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, dog, dogs, driver, drivers, car, cars, canine, canines, chore, chores, to-do list, to do list, to-do lists, to do lists
"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."
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"Mr. Total Recall"
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Tags:sticky note, sticky notes, sticky label, sticky labels, office worker, office workers, note pad, note pads, jotter, jotters, note, notes, reminder, reminders, forgetful, forgetfulness, organise, organised, organisation, organized, organize, organization, disorganised, disorganisation, disorganized, disorgnaization, remember, remembering, workaholic, workaholism, modern life
"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."
"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."
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"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
Tags:duel, duels, cowboy, cowboys, shoot, shoots, shootout, shootouts, gunslinger, gunslinging, gun slinger, gun slinging, ten paces, elderly, old, old age, older, draw, gun, guns, wild west, the west, old west, old men, old people, fight, fighting, paces, reason, forgot, forgotten, forget, forgets, forgetting, walking, the wild west, aging, forgetful, history, westward expansion
"Hold it, sweetie, you forgot your heat."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, businessman, businessmen, leaving for work, going to work, forgot, forgetful, forgotten, left behind, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, security, protection, safety, gun safety, pointing, aiming, shooting, packing heat, modern life
"With apologies to Nat King Cole, 'Unforgettable, that's what you are.' "
"Don't forget to call the Fire Department."
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"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."
"This is really embarrassing. I've forgotten your name."
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"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, note, notes, taking notes, sticky, stickie, stickies, technology, low-tech, stationery, message, messages, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, call, calls, calling, conversation, conversations, desk, desks, cubicle, cubicles, messy, excessive, forgetful, bad memory, modern life
"I recently recovered a crucial repressed memory. But then I forgot it."
Animal and Human Memory
Tags:sequence, sequence joke, forget, forgets, forgetful, forgetfulness, forgetting, forgot, forgotten, memory, memorise, an elephant never forgets, elephant, elephants, animal, animals, wild animal, animal intelligence, intelligence, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, human, humans, man, men, suit, businessman, absent minded, absentminded, absent mindedness, absentmindedness
"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."