"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."
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"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"
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How Not to Remember Names
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"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."
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"Hey, good buddy! How you doin'?"
"You'll be back."
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"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
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"With apologies to Nat King Cole, 'Unforgettable, that's what you are.' "
John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
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"This is really embarrassing. I've forgotten your name."
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Animal and Human Memory
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"Are you sure you've got everything this time?"
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"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."
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"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."
Bus of Fools
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"I'm hanging in there, but I think Edgar is down to his last marble."
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"Trust me, they get a lot more forgetful when it comes time to pay their tab."
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(We've) Met Gala
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A Native American making smoke signals consults index cards.
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"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."
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"Hi. I'm, I'm, I'm... You'll have to forgive me, I'm terrible with names."
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"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
The Forgotten Men's Club
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"I forgot our anniversary and you don't feel good about it, and, hey, that's O.K."
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Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words
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