"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."
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"Actually, I got some pretty good ideas when I was in the box."
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"You realize, of course, that this means war."
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"I just figured out why we've never had girlfriends."
"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."
"I like the part about the deer."
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
"Still doesn't explain cats."
"Are we allowed to pray?"
The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"
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"Be still! There's a fine line between art and science."
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"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"
"Stop being creative and discover something already."
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"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."
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"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."
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"Say - here's a way to fool all of the people all of the time."
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A man drinks a formula and becomes a well-dressed middle-aged man.
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"I dumbed it down."
"Hey, no problem!"
"You been a problem to us for the last time."
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"Edward, I thought you said you wouldn't bring home your problems form work anymore."
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"Look, forget about all the formulas. Basically you want to increase your income, and decrease your paper trail."
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