Fortune Tellers Cartoons

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Old Psychics' Home

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

"Sometimes the future is bright, sometimes it's dark - it's all cyclical."

"All I know is she has unlimited access."

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

"I'm having my entrails read."

"I don't see the Whitney, but Mary Boone will send you a Christmas card."

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

Channelling on the Cheap

"You will have a nice day."

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"Get the S.E.C.! I've got Bernard Baruch on hold."

"Your car is being hot-wired."

"Perhaps you'd like a second opinion?"

"He'll have the meat loaf"

"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."