"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."
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Heigh-ho,heigh-ho, Snow White Hits The Big Five-O
"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."
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"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."
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It's just going to continue and continue.
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"You are about to be swallowed whole!"
"I see good things in your future."
"I see good things in your future."
"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."
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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."
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"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. Then you'll finish up a report on whether your client's edgy new marketing tactics have been resonating with the 18-34 demographic. The results will be inconclusive and your boss will say, 'Jared, there'll always be another Instagram-based influence strategy to review,' but she also takes a while to approve your annual leave request and you will suspect that the two are related."
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"Can you skip to the end?"
Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of civilization
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