"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."
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old age, age, ageing, aged, retired, retirement, little old lady, old lady, crystal, crystal ball, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, mystic, mystics, psychic, psychics, seance, commune, communicate, occult, occult arts, fortune, future, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, spirit world, spirit realm, wife, wives, flirt, memory, remember, remembered, remembering, memories, youth"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."
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inner peace, inner peaces, gold miner, gold miners, gold mining, gold mine, gold mines, prospector, prospectors, prospecting, goal, goals, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, spiritual growth, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, material wealth, fortune, fortunes, gold nugget, gold nuggets, striking gold"Everything I have, son, I have because your grandfather left it to me. I see now that that was a bad thing."
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family money, family-money, inheritance, heir, heirs, family business, family businesses, family fortune, family fortunes, fortune, fortunes, old money, inheritances, self-made man, self-made men, achievement, success, successes, businessmen, businessman, nepotism, nepotist, nepotists, silver spoon, privileged upbringing, privilege, privileges, born into privilege"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."
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bored, boring, bore, bores, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortune-teller, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystal-ball, crystal-balls, nihilism, nihilist, pointless, purposeless, modern-life, interest, millennial, millennials, irony, ironic, future, futures, prediction, predictions"She was a sweet old lady whose kids never called."
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disinherit, disinheriting, disinherited, heir, heirs, inheritance, animal heir, animal heirs, pet heir, pet heirs, heirloom, heirlooms, family fortune, family fortunes, fortune, fortunes, pet, pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, wealth, neglect, kid, kids, old lady, old ladies, will, wills, last will and testimony"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, seance, seances, dead, death, spirit, spirits, ghost, ghosts, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, discussing, discussion, discussions, widower, widowers, ex, exes, former, previous, unresolved"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"
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palmistry, palm reading, palm read, hand read, hand reading, palm-reading, palm-read, hand, hands, palm, palms, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, palm reader, palmreader, palm-reader, psychic, esoteric, esoterically, mystic, mystically, mysticism, mystical, wicca, wiccan, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, sarcastic, sarcasm, modern life, modern, occult, crone, crones, old crone, window painter, window painting, window, windows, storefront, store front, chintzy, chintz, ironic, irony"At lunch today, sir, I got a fortune cookie that was obviously meant for you. Can you guess what it says?"
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fortune cookie, fortune cookies, luck, lucky, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, fortune, fortunes, insult, insults, insulting, insults, insulted, guess, guesses, guessing, guessing game"Sometimes the future is bright, sometimes it's dark - it's all cyclical."
"Money used to mean something. Now it's all just for money's sake>"
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rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, privilege, privileged, male pale stale, wealth, value, white male, white males, white male privilege, white male privileges, when i was a boy, reminisce, reminiscing, nostalgia, nostalgic, fortune, fortunes, social values, social worth"All I know is she has unlimited access."
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politics, american, america, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., washington, white house, oval office, reagan, ronald reagan, nancy reagan, first lady, president, presidents, chief of staff, unlimited access, access, fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, seer, seers, astrology, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, suspicious, questionable, strange, unusual"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."
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history, historical, ancient, rome, roman, romans, roman empire, religion, religious, temple, temples, haruspex, haruspices, haruspicy, divination, fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, see the future, seeing the future, seer, seers, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, goat, goats, death, entrails, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour"Relax, the real cookies await you at home."
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fortune, fortunes, fortune cookie, fortune cookies, chinese, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, chinese food, dessert, desserts, surprise, surprises, surprising, cookie, cookies, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, real cookie, real cookies, kids, kids, family, family meal, family meals, eat out, eats out, eating out"Sorry—that's the screen saver."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortune tellers, fortune teller, fortune teller, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, modern life, technology, computer, computers, screensaver, screensavers, screen saver, screen saver, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, palmistry, palm reading, palm reader, palm readers, chiromancy, line, lines, palm, palms, hand, hands, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, relationship, relationships, love, romance"Someday, you may thank me for breaking what was becoming, in this family, a viscous cycle of inheritance!"
"You will have a nice day."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, smiley face, smiley faces, happy face, happy faces, smile, smiles, smiling, happy, nice day, good day, good news, positive, optimist, optimism"You'll be sorry you made that crack if I win the lottery."
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lottery, lotteries, lottery winner, lottery winners, lottery win, lottery wins, fortune, fortunes, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, nag, nags, poverty, slum, slums, shack, shacks, insult, insults, domestic spat, marital spat"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."
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