Fortunes Cartoons

"What does she do with her life? She's at every party I go to."

"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

"Everything I have, son, I have because your grandfather left it to me. I see now that that was a bad thing."

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"I have wealth, but I've never felt encumbered by it."

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

"At lunch today, sir, I got a fortune cookie that was obviously meant for you. Can you guess what it says?"

"Sometimes the future is bright, sometimes it's dark - it's all cyclical."

"Money used to mean something. Now it's all just for money's sake>"

"All I know is she has unlimited access."

"Beg pardon, sir, there is a wolf at the door."

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Relax, the real cookies await you at home."

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

"Someday, you may thank me for breaking what was becoming, in this family, a viscous cycle of inheritance!"

"Be honest, babe - do you still find me rich?"

"You will have a nice day."

"You'll be sorry you made that crack if I win the lottery."

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."