"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."
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politics, american, america, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., washington, white house, oval office, reagan, ronald reagan, nancy reagan, first lady, president, presidents, chief of staff, unlimited access, access, fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, seer, seers, astrology, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, suspicious, questionable, strange, unusual"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."
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restaurant, restaurants, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, food, meal, meals, eating, dining, chinese food, eating out, dining out, end of the meal, fortune cookie, fortune cookies, fortune, fortunes, luck, paper fortune, paper fortunes, reading fortunes, future, prediction, predictions, prophecy, prophecies, accurate, realistic, bad luck, pessimistic, dire, dark, death, die, fortunetelling, fortune-telling"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, difficult, hard, foresight"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. You're telling me that this whole time you've just been making up the horoscopes?"
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magazine, magazines, newspaper, newspapers, periodical, periodicals, media, astrology, astrologer, astrologers, astrological forecast, astrological forecasts, horoscope, horoscopes, zodiac, daily horoscope, daily horoscopes, reading, readings, future, prediction, predictions, telling the future, foretelling the future, predicting the future, psychic, psychics, seer, seers, invent, fake, false, made-up, made up, office, offices, office life, fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellersTwo psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".
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front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage, fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, second opinion, second opinions"You like people and people respond to that."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, chiromancy, palm reading, palm readings, palm reader, palm readers, palmistry, palmist, palmists, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, people person, outgoing, sociable, man's best friendMisfortune cookie.
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restaurant, restaurants, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, food, chinese food, chinese cuisine, meal, meals, eating, dining, eating out, dining out, fortune cookie, fortune cookies, fortune, fortunes, misfortune, luck, bad luck, paper fortune, paper fortunes, future, prediction, predictions, prophecy, prophecies, pessimistic, dire, dark, death, fortunetelling, fortune-telling, threat, threats, threatening, foreboding, superstition"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."
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