"God must have been very pleased."
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"Why buy and Idaho spud when you can have a potato of distinction that grows only in the soil of northern France?"
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The Secret Shame of Paris...Predawn Roundup of Fat Frenchwomen.
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The Euro-Trash Trashcan
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"It sure is great to be back in France."
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Tags:faux, hotel, hotels, facsimile, facsimiles, fake, fakes, faking, fake it, fakes it, faking it, vacation, vacations, vacationing, french, france, road trip, road trips, con, cons, con artist, con artists, false, false front, false fronts, movie set, movie sets, film set, film sets, set, sets, village, villages
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"Oh, how very French."
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"Welcome to America, bitch."
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"I'm moving to France to not get fat."
Our Spies In France: What They Found Out
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"Lourdes: The Cosmetic Surgery Chapel"
"This suit is more of a European cut."
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"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."
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"Every man for himself!"
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"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."
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The Great Wall of France
"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."
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"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"
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"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."
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"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."
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"There goes the Aubusson."
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Three Musketeers at a barbecue
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"Uh, hello? My eyes are over here."
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