"Bring me a stem cell."
"I'll bet it's that damn Pentium chip again."
"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."
"Some Debussy, Igor."
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Frankenstein's Reading Light
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"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"
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"I was different people then!"
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The Monster Pauses in His Rampage to Send Dr. Frankenstein a Greeting Card
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"It's alive! Alive!!"
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"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."
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Bro of Frankenstein
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"Instead of creating life, I've decided just to establish an online persona."
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"If I knew you were gonna just sit there I woulda transplanted the itty bitty brain."
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Dr Catenstein and his Creature
"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"
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"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"
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"I think we really got hurt by the jury selection!"
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"This is what you get in night court, sonny."
"Get him! He's wearing a blazer with a turtleneck!"
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"We can't all go as Elsa from 'Frozen.' "
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"You know, he's not really such a bad fellow once you get a couple of drinks in him!"
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"What can I say, kid? I never thought you'd make it out of horror movies!"
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"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"
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