"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."
Tags:meeting, meetings, work meetings, embezzle, embezzled, embezzles, embezzlement, embezzler, embezzlers, theft, thief, white collar crime, childrens games, childish games, brush under the carpet, brushed under the carpet, cover-up, corporate cover-up, cover-ups, conceal evidence, concealing evidence, execs, exec, fraud
"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."
Tags:electronic, electronics, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., screen, screens, curvature, curved screen, curved screens, buying electronics, buying a new tv, buying a new t.v., buying a new television, salesman, salesmen, retail, consumerism, expensive, cost, price, pricey, prices, costs, trick, tricks, trickery, overpaying, overpay, technology, rip-off, rip-offs, ripoff, ripoffs, fraud, con, cons, electronics company, electronics companies, feature, features, perception, perceptions, 3d, 3-d, three dimensional, three-dimensional, modern life
"I thought it was legal-I wrote it on a legal pad."
Tags:legal pad, legal pads, break the law, breaks the law, breaking the law, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, legal paper, legal sized paper, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, embezzlement, fraud, fraudulent, fraudulence, corporate fraud, broken laws, broken law
"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, dead, death, spirit, spirits, seance, seances, widow, widows, husband, husbands, ghost, ghosts, fraud, scam, scams, wasting money, waste of money
"Our integrated approach to medicine skillfully combines an array of holistic alternative treatments with a sophisticated computerized billing service."
Tags:integrated approach, integrated approaches, integrate, buzzword, buzzwords, corporate buzzwords, corporate buzzword, jargon, holistic, holistic medicine, new age medicine, quack, quacks, fraud, frauds, fraudulent, fraudulence, alternative medicine, alternative medicines, billing service, billing services, profit, profits, profit motive
Hoax Ethnic Food
Tags:hoax, hoaxes, con, cons, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, food stall, food stalls, food stand, food stands, new york, fake, fakes, fraud, frauds, fraudster, fraudsters, ethnic food, ethnic foods, food fad, food fads, foodie, foodies, business idea, business plan, money maker, money spinner
"This is great! It's shaping up like it could be another huge tax writeoff for the boss."
Tags:trump campaign, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, tax, taxes, tax return, tax returns, write off, write offs, written off, writing off, fraud, tax fraud, trump campaign, donald trump campaigns, tax cheat, tax cheats, cheat, cheats, cheating, irs, internal revenue service, accountant, accountants, personal accountant, personal accountants
"My only crime, Denise, was loving you too much. That and embezzling your trust fund."
Tags:embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, corporate crime, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, white collar crime, white collar crimes, trust fund, trust funds, trust, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, love, loves, take advantage, taking advantage, wife, wives, fraud, fraudulent
"And how does that make you feel about your father?"
Tags:chiropractor, chiropractors, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, psychiropractor, hybrid, hybrids, combination, combinations, combined, father, fathers, parent, parents, feeling, feelings, personal question, personal questions, chiropractics, fraud, frauds, fraudulent, fraudulence, daddy issues, muscle, muscles, muscle pain
"I never should have tried to take my accounting to the next level."
Exposed as a fraud.
"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."
Tags:crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, computer crime, computer crimes, internet, hacking, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, nonviolent, fashion, fashionable, fashionista, fashions, style, styles, women, woman, clothes, clothing, embezzlement, fraud, bribery, identity theft, forgery
"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."
Tags:prison, prisoner, prisoners, white collar, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corruption, corrupt, insider trading, inside trading, financial information, finances, cook the books, cooking the books, account, accounts, accounting, fraud, fraudulence, fraudulent, securities market, securities markets, sarbanes-oxley, sarbanes-oxley act, sox
House Intelligence Committee
Tags:politics, political, politician, politicians, political leader, political leaders, identity document, donald, trump, the donald, government, president, presidents, governments, corrupt, corrupted, committee on intelligence, forgery, false document, false documents, false information, fraud, fraudulent, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, law, law and order, laws
"We've been getting a lot of calls saying that you're a terrible magician."
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, policewoman, policewomen, cop, cops, law enforcement, magic, magician, magicians, magic trick, magic tricks, complain, complaints, complaint, fraud, fake, faker, fakers, scam, sawing a woman in half, magician's assistant, magician's assistants, magic show, magic shows
"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."
S & L Parade
Tags:s & l, savings and loans, bank, banks, banking, bankers, corrupt, corruption, corrupt banker, corrupt bankers, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day, parade, parades, thanksgiving day parade, thanksgiving day parades, slave driver, slave divers, savings and loans crisis, banking crisis, 80s, eighties, 1980s, deregulation, fraud, banking fraud, financial sector, loan industry, the loan industry
"Tell me about your last accounting job."
Tags:interview, interviews, interviewing, employed, employee, employees, employer, working world, world of work, modern life, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, cookie from the cookie jar, cookie, cookies, cookie jar, cookie jars, account, accounts, accounting, accountant, accountants, fraud, frauds, fraudulent, caught, caught red-handed, caught redhanded, red-handed, bad reference, reference, references, fired, fire, fires, firing, laid off, lay-off, lay off, lay-offs, lay offs
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
"And do you feel that you are a pretender?"
Tags:pretender, pretenders, claimant, claimants, pretender to the throne, royal, royals, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, crown prince, heir, heirs, king, kings, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, self esteem, fraud, frauds, con, cons, self-esteem
"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"
Tags:bible, bibles, biblical, the bible, heaven, heavens gate, heavens gates, heaven's gate, heaven's gates, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, peter, saint, saints, saint peter, insurance, insured, life, life insurance, dead, died, death, fake death, fake, fakes, faker, fraud, fraudulent, guilt, guilty, awkward, awkward moment, uh oh, christianity, christian, ethics, ethical, ethic, moral, morals, morally, lie, lies, liar, lying, lawyer, lawyers
CEO attending a business meeting from prison
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, manager, managers, management, executive, executives, business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, company, companies, corporate, corporation, corporations, fraud, corrupt, corruption, unethical, unethical business practices, scandal, scandals, greed, corporate greed, deception, crime, white-collar crime, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, convict, convicts, inmate, inmates, screen, screens, modern life, office life
"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."
A trash bin with the words "Ethics" written on it.
A man walks past a storefront that reads "ENRON - Recycled paper products."
Tags:enron, enron scandal, business, businessman, businessmen, front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage, scandal, scandals, fraud, crime, white collar crime, unethical, ethics, questionable, suspicious, business practices, accounting, accounting practices, accountant, accountants, debt, bankruptcy, recycled, recycling, paper, papers, document, documents, financial report, financial reports, fiances, money, company, companies, corporation, corporations, energy, u.s. securities and exchange commission, sec, s.e.c., altering, destroying, fabricating, shredding, record, records