"I thought it was legal-I wrote it on a legal pad."
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"Our integrated approach to medicine skillfully combines an array of holistic alternative treatments with a sophisticated computerized billing service."
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"And how does that make you feel about your father?"
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"I never should have tried to take my accounting to the next level."
"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."
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The Royal Touch, Believed to Be a Cure for Scrofula, Pox and Excessive Cholesterol
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"Quarterly indictments exceeded Wall Street expectations."
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"You're doing fine. A little more perjury and you'll be out of the woods."
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"There will be an enormous fly in your future!"
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"Louie, you apply for a loan while Rocco heads in through this door and files for bankruptcy."
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"Fraud or redistribution!"
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