"I thought it was legal-I wrote it on a legal pad."
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"Our integrated approach to medicine skillfully combines an array of holistic alternative treatments with a sophisticated computerized billing service."
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"My only crime, Denise, was loving you too much. That and embezzling your trust fund."
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"And how does that make you feel about your father?"
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"I never should have tried to take my accounting to the next level."
Exposed as a fraud.
"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."
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House Intelligence Committee
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"Tell me about your last accounting job."
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"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"
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The Royal Touch, Believed to Be a Cure for Scrofula, Pox and Excessive Cholesterol
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"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."
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"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"
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"The real money is in not getting caught."
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Three Swell Guys Who Expect To Be Completely Exonerated
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"You're doing fine. A little more perjury and you'll be out of the woods."
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"Everybody sees right through your damned transparency."
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Ponzi Schemes Inc
"There will be an enormous fly in your future!"
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"I'm pleased to announce we've developed a new drug that's remarkably effective in generating profits."
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"You call that dirty?"
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Which one of you is working on the real data and which one of you is working on the sanitized data?"
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"Louie, you apply for a loan while Rocco heads in through this door and files for bankruptcy."
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"Don't forget to put a legal face on it."
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