"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "
Tags:bank, banks, banking, money, finances, personal finances, loan, loans, mortgage, mortgages, borrower, borrowers, loan company, loan companies, loan officer, loan officers, interest, motto, mottos, business, commerce, debt, economy, recession, s&l crisis, savings and loan crisis, insolvency, bankruptcy, subprime mortgage crisis, bank crisis, financial crisis, great recession, financial institution, financial institutions, wall street, mortgage broker, mortgage brokers, lender, lenders, only money, free, careless, irresponsible, negligent
"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, kitchen, kitchens, free, fun, pay, money, expensive, entertainment, going out, free entertainment, raising children, raising kids, bored, boredom, whining, whinging, complaining, frugal, saving money, cheap, economical
"No, thanks - I'm a libertarian."
Tags:libertarian, libertarians, laissez faire, laissez-faire, capitalism, free market, public services, ideology, ideologue, public, public services, tax, taxes, fire, emergency services, public service, freedom, free, individual, minarchism, anarcho-capitalism, firefighter, firefighters, fires, self-reliance, self reliance, ideologies, fire fighting, fire fighters, fire fighter, government, government intervention, diy, do-it-yourself, do it yourself, independent, independence
"Let's see him get out of this sonata."
School Trip To The Beach
Tags:washed up, washed, ship, shipwreck, ship wreck, shipwrecked, ship wrecked, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, sea side, kid, kids, child, bus crash, castaway, castaways, schoolbus, school bus, crash, absurd, absurdity, play, playing, free, freedom, freely, run, running, school trip, school trips, travel, travelled, travels, tourists, tourist, tourism
"Should I free the gays, too?"
Tags:lincoln, abraham lincoln, civil war, civil wars, slavery, war, wars, general, generals, commander, commander-in-chief, commander in chief, america, american, american civil war, free the slaves, confederate, north, confederates, emancipation, emancipation proclamation, war between states, great rebellion, gay rights, right, rights, gay right, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, free, freedom, freeing, president, presidents, pride, march, abolition, abolitionists
Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop
Tags:religion, religious, religious imagery, religions, party, parties, doo wop, doo-wop, musical, musically, fun, having fun, letting your hair down, let your hair down, nun, nuns, clergy, sisters, choral, piano, pianos, free, freedom, catholicism, catholic, catholics, friday night, friday nights, women, song, songs, together, friend, friends, friendship, companion, companions, companionship
"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, heaven, angel, angels, clouds, how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, pin, pins, dance, dances, dancing, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, inebriated, pissed, intoxicated, uninhibited, free, wild, out-of-control, out of control, letting your guard down, relax, dance on the head of a pin, metaphor, metaphors, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, benefit, benefits, medical, dental, insurance, insured, severance, free, freebies, bonus, bonuses, dental, medical, new job, new career, wait a second, personnel, human resources, hr, laureate, poet laureate, corporate, corporations, businessmen
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defence, fense, defendant, defendants, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, compensation, free, not guilty, innocent, dna, genetics, test, tests, testing, sample, samples, evidence, proof, science, return, returning, technology, exonerated, exoneration, exonerations, modern life
"Freedom's on the march everywhere but 114 Circle Drive."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, modern kids, modern children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parenting, modern parents, modern parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, boy, boys, complaint, complaints, complaining, whine, whining, whinge, whinging, punishments, punishing, discipline, disciplining, free, freedom, freedom march, freedom marches, social justice, social justice warrior, social justice warriors, sjw, sjws, activism, activist, activists, unfair, injustice, family, families, modern life
"I pretty much come and go as I please, since I'm unemployed."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, unemployed, unemployment, fire, fired, firing, sack, sacked, getting sacked, sacking, can, canned, canning, getting canned, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, made redundant, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay offs, let go, let-go, flexible, flexibility, remote worker, remote workers, flexible work, free, freedom, relaxed
"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prison, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, freedom, free, liberation, incarceration, jailed, incarcerated, prisoner, prisoners, miss, missing, visit, visits, visitation, desire, desires, wish, wishes, regret, regrets, punishments, right, rights, human right, human rights
"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, coffee shop, coffee shops, laptop, laptops, computer, computers, customer, customers, study, studying, working, work, overstay, overstaying, internet, taking up space annoying, loiter, loitering, free, rent, renting, rental, rentals, table, tables, innovation, innovative, modern life
Freedom, Liberty and 5:01 on a Friday.
"As you were."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, military, general, general, officer, officers, posture, postures, position, positions, at attention, military drill, military drills, sergeant, sergeant, as you were, free, freedom, permission, catch phrase, catch phrases, word play, wordplay
"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."
Tags:dental care, dental, dentist, dentists, tooth, teeth, toothache, stranded, washed up, island, islands, desert, desert island, medical, medicare, obamacare, ideology, ideological, ideologies, ouch, free, insurance, medical insurance, medicine, medicines, doctor, doctors, health, health and wellbeing, wellbeing, politics, political
"There are some strings. They're just not attached."
"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, farm, farms, farming, livestock farm, livestock farms, livestock farming, ranch, ranches, ranching, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, rancher, ranchers, farmer, farmers, free-range, free range, free, freedom, drone, drones, unmanned aerial vehicle, unmanned aerial vehicles, uav, uavs, u.a.v., u.a.v.s, surveillance, watching, observation, supervision, spying, tracking, government, governments, kiss goodbye, kiss good-bye
"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."
Tags:jail, jails, lock-up, lockup, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, escapee, escape, escaped, break-out, break out, free, freedom, prison break, spare room, extra room, property, real estate, room for rent, rent, renting, rental, extra room, roommate, roommates, flatmate, flatmates, roomie, roomies, tenant, tenants, let, sublet, subletting, lease, leasing, sublease, subleasing, telephone, telephones, phones, phone, visit, visits, visitation
"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"
Tags:hunter, hunters, hunting, blood sport, blood sports, bird, birds, eagle, eagles, american eagle, dog, dogs, bald eagle, bald eagle, patriot, patriots, patriotism, the american dream, america, usa, americans, emblem, emblems, tradition, traditions, national emblem, national emblems, america the brave, free, freedom, land of the free, great seal of the us, great seal of the united states, national bird, national birds, expression, expressions, regret, regretting, regretful, regrets, shock, shocked, shocking
"The best things in life are free. The worst are $19.95."
Tags:tip, tips, life tip, life tips, cheapskate, cheapskates, inexpensive, quality, poor quality, low quality, cost of living, living cost, living costs, free, father, fathers, son, sons, father-son chat, father son chats, chat, chats, chatting, wisdom, pearls of wisdom, wise, price, prices, quality goods, inferior goods