"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."
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"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."
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"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."
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"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."
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For Timely Filing
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Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates
Every Child Gets A Baboon!
"I just wanted to confirm the diagnosis you made at the cocktail party."
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"I don't have a budget at this time, but I can offer you some really great social-media exposure."
"There are no medical or pension benefits, but the employees' lounge has excellent free coffee."
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"The proposal is we give Big Pharma free gas and they give us free meds."
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"You might as well turn back—all they have is cheese."
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"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."
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"He throws us a few crumbs, ...we eat, ..he feels good. I have no problem with that."
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"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail."
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"Can't you diagnose me with something you have free samples for?"
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"Hey! You didn't drink your water!"
"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"
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Robin Hood Flies.
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"You mind signing this? My kid's is a big fan."
"You get one every time you order something online."
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Employees made redundant after company sales crashed.
"You never used to have to ask for a glass."
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"No charge. We've all wanted you out of town for a while."