"I'll give everybody freedom of nice speech."
"No, thanks - I'm a libertarian."
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"Freedom and crime go hand in hand, Your Honor. Look at Russia."
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School Trip To The Beach
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"Should I free the gays, too?"
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Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop
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"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."
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A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.
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"Sims, we've decided to let you go."
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"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."
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"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."
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"We're free-range. Why not run for it?"
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"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."
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"Freedom's on the march everywhere but 114 Circle Drive."
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"I pretty much come and go as I please, since I'm unemployed."
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"Honestly, Debbie, that was a long time ago. I don't 'gotta be me' anymore."
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"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."
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"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
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Freedom, Liberty and 5:01 on a Friday.
"As you were."
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"Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose." "That's nice. Three to five years."
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A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera
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"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."
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"Come on, men! This is for our kids to live in a free world! And for our grandkids to grow up in a world where they can spend hours a day looking at cats on some sort of fantastic information machine!"
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"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."