Next Stimulus 20 Miles
Tags:highway, highways, freeway, freeways, motorway, motorways, boring, bored, boredom, road trip, road trips, caravan, caravans, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, road sign, road signs, car trip, car trips, car journey, car journeys, desert, deserts, american west, west, the wild west, stimulate, stimulus, stimulated, sign, signs, signage
"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."
Tags:monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, kaiju, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, cabbie, cabby, cabbies, cab fare, peak traffic, peak time, rush hour, detour, detours, save time, saves time, save money, saves money, diversion, diversions, divert, diverts, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, f.d.r. bridge, fdr bridge, toll, tolls, toll road, toll roads, toll bridge, toll bridges, save time, saves time, saving time, directions, taxicab driver, taxicab drivers, nyc, freeway, freeways
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Tags:inconvenience, apology, apologies, apologise, apologises, apologising, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, road work, road works, construction, highway, highways, freeway, freeways, block, blocks, blocking, insincere, insincerity, drive, drives, driving, road hazard, road hazards, hazard, hazards, hazard sign, hazard signs, traffic, heavy traffic, commute, commutes, daily commute, daily commutes
Entering Rhode Island - Hours 12 pm to midnight, Tues. thru Sun. Closed Mondays.
A List; B List; Everyone else.
Tags:a list, a lister, a listers, b-list, b-lists, b-lister, 1%, class, class difference, class differences, commoner, commoners, working class, working classes, freeway, freeways, highway, highways, toll road, toll roads, lane, lanes, fast lane, fast lanes, slow lane, slow lanes, class differentiation
Yo! The Amboys!
Road Rage Highway
Tags:road rage, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous driving, driving school, driving schools, driver, drivers, see red, seeing red, rage, outrage, outraged, lose control, loses control, losing control, hurry, hurries, hurrying, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, insult, insults, insulting, furious, out of control, traffic school, traffic schools, driving instructor, driving instructors
"Chill out or go around me!"
Tags:duck, ducks, goose, geese, formation, formations, fly, flies, flying, honk, honks, honking, road rage, migrate, migrates, migration, migrations, v formation, v formations, pass, passes, passing, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, aggressive driver, aggressive drivers, aggressive driving, driver, drivers, driving, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
"We adopted a highway, but it's just not the same thing."
Tags:children, child, kids, kid, baby, babies, couple, couples, parent, parents, adopting, adopt, adoption, born, birth, have kids, have children, adopt-a-highway, adopt a highway, comparison, inappropriate, inappropriate comparison, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, different, differing, not the same
"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."
A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.
Heavy traffic on a highway passes under a sign that reads "The Salt Mines".
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, road sign, road signs, sign, signs, signage, gridlock, traffic, traffic jam, rush hour, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, commute, commutes, commuting, commuter, commuters, daily grind, going to work, driving to work, salt mine, salt mines, work, job, jobs, working, workday, nine-to-five, office life
Funky when wet.
A dump truck spreads sprinkles on the road.
Tags:sprinkle, sprinkles, road, roads, road repair, road repairs, construction, construction equipment, dessert, desserts, ice cream, ice creams, salt, salts, salting, rock salt, salt the roads, salting the roads, road safety, highway, highways, highway safety, freeway, freeways, freeze, freezes, freeze over, freezes over, freezing over, winter, winter weather, icy, icy road, icy roads, icy condition, icy conditions
Themeless Park - 1 Mile
Tags:highway, highways, drive, drives, driving, theme park, theme parks, nature, natural world, road, roads, road trip, road trips, scenic, scenic area, scenic areas, beauty, wilderness, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, isolated, isolation, park, parks, national park, national parks, nature preserve, nature preserves, wild, wilds, family vacation, family vacations
Lanes Closed for Spite
Tags:christie, chris christie, lane closure, lane closures, diversion, diversions, highway, highways, freeway, freeways, motorway, motorways, clsoure, closures, close, closed, construction, construction work, road repair, road repairs, useless, useless repair, useless repairs, spite, spiteful, spitefulness, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, jam, jams, parking lot, parking lots, schadenfreude, revenge, vengeance
A chicken crosses an interstate highway.
A Passage to Indiana
Caution: Multi-ton vehicles driven by morons barrelling along, next billion miles.
Tags:warning, warning sign, warning signs, caution, caution sign, caution signs, drive, drives, driving, drivers, traffic school, driver's ed, driver's education, drivers' ed, drivers' education, traffic, freeway, freeways, interstate, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, truck, trucks, trucker, truckers, long-distance drive, long-distance drives, road trip, road trips, word of warning
"Remember, children―always crawl along the stripe!"
Right lane becomes left lane 100 ft.
Tags:road sign, road signs, sign, signs, crossover, crossovers, car, cars, highway, highways, freeway, freeways, slow lane, fast lane, slow lanes, fast lanes, right wing, right wings, left wing, left wings, left-winger, left-wingers, right-winger, right-wingers, political affiliation, political affiliations, politically affiliated, pointless, pointlessness, needless, confusing, interstate travel, road trip, road trips
Tags:farts, road sign, road signs, gas, gasses, gases, wind, winds, high winds, sign, signs, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, gas attack, gas attacks, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, stink, stinks, stinky, road trip, road trips, long distance, long distances, caution, caution sign, caution signs, warn, warns, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs
Getting the Finger
Tags:motorway, motorways, motorway driving, motorway driver, motorway drivers, freeway, freeways, highway, highways, freeway driving, driving, driver, drivers, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, the finger, giving the finger, getting the finger, swears, swear, sweating, insult, insulting, insults, insulted, lanes, lane, motorway lane, motorway lanes, freeway lane, freeway lanes, signs, sign, motorway sign, motorways signs, freeway sign, freeway signs
"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."
Ralph Lauren Exits 26-31. Norman Rockwell Exits 32-39.