"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."
"Oh, God! Here comes little Miss Perky."
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"I have an imaginary friend. He's a real person – he just isn't really my friend."
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"I'm really glad she didn't come. She's got a new mink coat."
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"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."
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Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy
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"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."
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"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."
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"I think my love for Brother Valentine is less than my love for anyone else in this world."
"It's less a funeral and more a celebration of his death."
"Remember, this is just an experiment."
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The Devil and an angel talk by the water cooler.
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"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "
"Why is it every time we get together we end up squabbling?"
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"Look! Here comes Ms. Celibate by choice."