"I have a terrible fear of flying coach."
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"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
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"This is coach class. Let's lose the smile."
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"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."
"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."
"I can get you to San Francisco through Dallas via Atlanta, but we'd have to take a kidney right here and now."
"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"
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"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"
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"It's a boy!"
Tags:metal detector, metal detectors, scanner, scanners, scanning, scan, scans, full-body scan, full-body scans, full-body scanner, full-body scanners, boy, boys, girl, girls, pregnancy, pregnancies, ultrasound, ultrasounds, gender reveal, gender reveals, invasive, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, airport security, tsa, tsa agent, tsa agents, airport, airports, frequent flyer, frequent flyers
"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."
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The World's Easiest Airport
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"The hotel is full, but I'll see if I can work out a spooning arrangement for you."
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"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."
Tags:journey, journeys, destination, destinations, lost luggage, lost baggage, baggage claim, baggage claims, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, run-around, giving the runaround, excuse, excuses, cliche, cliches, life, life philosophy, life philosophies, irrelevant, irrelevance, travel, travels, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, frequent flyer, frequent flyers
"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."
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"No, we're good. This gentleman accidentally touched my breast and I accidentally broke his nose."
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Airline- The Restaurant
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"O.K. just one more item. Who gets the frequent-flier miles?"
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Tags:airport, airports, airport security, air travel, air traffic, tsa, tsa agent, tsa agents, hassle, hassles, hassling, crime prevention, inconvenient, inconvenience, inconveniences, air travel, airplane, airplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, traveler, travelers, traveling, traveller, travellers, travelling, prevent crime, prevents crime, preventing crime, security theater, security theatre
"And you know, realistically, it's much safer than driving."
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Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
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"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."
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Now landing at an airport near you.
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