"I have a terrible fear of flying coach."
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"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
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"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."
"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."
"I can get you to San Francisco through Dallas via Atlanta, but we'd have to take a kidney right here and now."
"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"
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"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"
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"It's a boy!"
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"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."
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The World's Easiest Airport
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"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."
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"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."
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"No, we're good. This gentleman accidentally touched my breast and I accidentally broke his nose."
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Airline- The Restaurant
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"O.K. just one more item. Who gets the frequent-flier miles?"
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"And you know, realistically, it's much safer than driving."
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Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
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Now landing at an airport near you.
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"And that one shoes my frequent-flier miles.
"You can unfasten your seatbelt now, Howard, and move about the cabin at will."
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