"Organic is nice, but haven't you got anything digital?"
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"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."
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"You tell me if the roast beef is fresh."
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"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."
"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"
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"She's had work."
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"Let's go to that new place where they club something to death and cook it for you right there."
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"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."
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"Let's take this one step at a time. First, somebody is going to have to catch the fish."
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"Any fruits or vegetables?"
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The Semi-Literate Rabbit.
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"What beautiful asparagus!"
"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."
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"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."
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A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.
"Taser that for you, sir?"
"Is the martyr fresh?"
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"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"
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