"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."
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"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."
Tags:animal, animals, fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, catch, catching fish, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dining out, ordering, ordering food, fresh, fresh food, food, meal, waiter, waiters, menu, menus, role reversal, role-reversal, reverse, reversed roles, reversed, switching places, switch, swapping places, swap
"It could use some wasabi."
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"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."
"Yours is what's taking so long."
"Who had the garden salad?"
Tags:garden salad, garden salads, salad, salads, menu, menus, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening, rake, rakes, raking, shovel, shovels, garden work, yard work, yardwork, yard, yards, do it yourself, prepare, prepares, preparation, preparations, modern restaurant, modern restaurants, fresh food, fresh foods, vegetable, vegetables, vegetable dish, vegetable dishes
"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."
Tags:food, cooking, cooks, cook, chef, chefs, homecooking, home cooking, home cook, home cooks, cooking at home, baking, baker, bakers, vinaigrette, vinaigrette, dressing, dressings, salad dressing, salad dressings, salad, salad, sauce, sauces, fresh, fresh food, great, amazing, recipe, recipes, can't cook, can't bake
"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."
"How do you want your egg?"
"Oh, yes, sir, the zebra is fresh."
Dog Returns To Hunter With Bottle Of Champagne
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"Today is catch-your-own day."
Tags:fishmonger, fishmongers, fish market, fish shop, fish shops, fish store, fish stores, fish counter, fish counters, seafood counter, seafood counters, seafood store, seafood stores, seafood shop, seafood shops, food, seafood, animal, animals, fish, aquarium, aquariums, catch, catching fish, catching dinner, fisherman, fishermen, fishing, angler, anglers, angling, fresh fish, fresh food, catch-your-own, catch your own, customer service, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, word play, wordplay
"What beautiful asparagus!"
"Taser that for you, sir?"
Tags:fresh, fresh food, raw, raw food, cooking, cooking method, cooking methods, preparing food, food preparation, restaurant, restaurants, weapon, weapons, shock, electric shock, stun gun, stun guns, non-lethal weapon, non-lethal weapons, modern life, fresh fish, seafood, seafood diet, seafood diets
Tags:desk, desk job, desk jockey, paperwork, paper work, paper-work, vendor, vendors, street vendor, sidewalk, side walk, street-vendor, pavement, stand, hot dog stand, food cart, cart, stands, street food, fresh, freshness, fresh food, office life, office worker, business man, businessman, businessmen, business man, remote working, work remotely, work from home, working from home, working remotely, hotdesk, hotdesking, hot desk, hot desking, hot-desk, hot-desking