Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen
Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.
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"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"
"Can he call you back? He's meditating."
"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."
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"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."
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"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."
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"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"
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"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"
"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."
"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"
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The Open Refrigerator
Gentrification of the Fridge.
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"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."
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"Does it come with magnets?"
Fridge Magnets: I Want A Divorce
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"I always knew I could look behind the fridge, but I never stopped to ask if I should."
"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."
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Natural Phenomena of 15-E
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"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."
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"Not right this second, but I'm very unhappy with that refrigerator."
"Obviously, They Had Too Many Refrigerator Magnets."
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"Hon, where's the butter?"
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