"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"
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"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
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"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"
"Catherine's gift to us tonight is her poetry."
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"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."
"This is Larry. If I were Matt Damon, he'd be Ben Affleck."
"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."
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"My friend with the long-haired dachshunds is Noreen."
Howard Flett - Some of his best friends actually were, in fact, black.
"Oh, God! Here comes little Miss Perky."
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"You just keep me around to fill in the gaps in your persona."
"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."
A Legendary Friendship
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"This was supposed to be a surprise party for you, but nobody showed up."
"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."
"Remember, the enemy of your enemy is your friend."
"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"
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"Like everyone else these days, we've made most of our friends through our kids."
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"Yes, you're my best friend, and no, I'm not lending you forty thousand dollars."
"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."
A man in an armchair watches TV beside a fish in a fishbowl who is also sitting in an armchair.
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"We don't want you inviting friends over to play. There are liability issues."
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"That's the couple rushing in to fill the void left by the Renfrew's divorce."
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"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your money."
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"I hear she's run off to live someplace that doesn't even have publicity."
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