Friends Cartoons

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

"Catherine's gift to us tonight is her poetry."

"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."

"This is Larry. If I were Matt Damon, he'd be Ben Affleck."

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

"My friend with the long-haired dachshunds is Noreen."

Howard Flett - Some of his best friends actually were, in fact, black.

"Oh, God! Here comes little Miss Perky."

"You just keep me around to fill in the gaps in your persona."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

A Legendary Friendship

"This was supposed to be a surprise party for you, but nobody showed up."

"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."

"Remember, the enemy of your enemy is your friend."

"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

"Like everyone else these days, we've made most of our friends through our kids."

"Yes, you're my best friend, and no, I'm not lending you forty thousand dollars."

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

A man in an armchair watches TV beside a fish in a fishbowl who is also sitting in an armchair.

"We don't want you inviting friends over to play. There are liability issues."

"That's the couple rushing in to fill the void left by the Renfrew's divorce."

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your money."

"I hear she's run off to live someplace that doesn't even have publicity."