Friendship Cartoons

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

"It's too late, Roger - they've seen us."

Howard Flett - Some of his best friends actually were, in fact, black.

"Oh, God! Here comes little Miss Perky."

"We're presenting this year's award to the tomato—for the way he has deepened our understanding of world-conflict resolution, for fostering the ideals of peace, friendship, and international brotherhood, and for being delicious."

"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"

A Legendary Friendship

"Remember, the enemy of your enemy is your friend."

"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

"Yes, you're my best friend, and no, I'm not lending you forty thousand dollars."

A man in an armchair watches TV beside a fish in a fishbowl who is also sitting in an armchair.

"We don't want you inviting friends over to play. There are liability issues."

"That's the couple rushing in to fill the void left by the Renfrew's divorce."

"Less bromance, more broductivity."

"This place would be so bucolic without you."

"I have a bad association with people."

"You're amazing, Hargrave - fair weather or foul, good times or bad, boom or recession, you're always the same."

Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop

"Ichthyosaurs are all gone, mosasaurs are gone, pterosaurs are gone. There's none of the old crowd left."

"She thinks she's so great cause she has real celiac disease."

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

"Oh, no, it's that guy we meet so often we think we know him."