"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"
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psychology, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapy, therapies, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, friendship, friendships, complain, complaining, complains, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, mate, mates, buddy, buddies, friend, friends, amateur, poor, complain, complaining, complaints, complains"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
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history, historical, ancient, ancient greece, greece, greek, greek history, myth, myths, legend, legends, trojan war, agamemnon, clytemnestra, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, separate, separation, separations, separate amicably, amicable separation, amicable separations, divorce, divorces, amicable divorce, amicable divorces, divorce amicably, split, amicable split, split amicably, friendly, amicably, amicable, friend, friends, friendship, peaceful, peacefully, murder, murders, murdered, killed, stabbed, drama, dramatic"It's too late, Roger - they've seen us."
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street, on the street, in the street, bump into, bumped into, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out, downtown, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, married, married life, hide, hiding, dread, dreading, dreaded"Oh, God! Here comes little Miss Perky."
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perky, irritating, irritation, irritations, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, frustrate, frustrates, annoying, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, frenemy, frenemies, yap, yaps, yappy, dog, dogs, chihuahua, chihuahuas, bloodhound, bloodhounds, grump, grumps, grumpy, cheerful, cheerfulness, sunny, disposition, dispositions"We're presenting this year's award to the tomato—for the way he has deepened our understanding of world-conflict resolution, for fostering the ideals of peace, friendship, and international brotherhood, and for being delicious."
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award, awards, awarding, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, prize, prizes, presentation, presentations, presenting, tomato, tomatoes, food, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, peace, world peace, friendship, international, brotherhood, conflict resolution, understanding, ideal, ideals, delicious, tasty, united nations, un"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"
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couple, couples, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, name, names, forget, forgets, forgetting, faux pas, similar, similarity, confuse, confusing, confuses, confusion, memory, bad memory, forgettable, small talk, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, mutual friend, mutual friends, friendship, friendshipsA Legendary Friendship
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greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, pythias, damon, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, test, test of friendship, tests of friendship, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, self-sacrifice, self-sacrifices, self-sacrificing, buy lunch, buys lunch, buying lunch, dyonisius, sicily, best friend, best friends, good friend, good friends, selfless, selflessness, self-sacrifice, self-sacrifices, self-sacrificing"Remember, the enemy of your enemy is your friend."
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dog, dogs, mouse, mice, cat, cats, ally, allies, natural allies, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, enemy of your enemy, alliance, alliances, team up, teams up, teaming up, team, teams"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"
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throw your back out, throwing your back out, grow old, grows old, growing old, age, ages, aging, ageing, playdate, playdates, play date, play dates, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, play, plays, playing, back problem, back problems, back spasm, back spasms, health problem, health problems, spine, spines"Yes, you're my best friend, and no, I'm not lending you forty thousand dollars."
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friend, friends, friendship, friendships, man's best friend, dog, dogs, borrow money, borrows money, borrowing money, borrow, borrows, borrowing, lend, lends, loan, loans, mooch, moocher, moochers, mooching, tacky, tackiness, best friend, best friends, burden, burdensA man in an armchair watches TV beside a fish in a fishbowl who is also sitting in an armchair.
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, fish, goldfish, fishbowl, fish bowls, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, companion, companions, friend, friends, friendship, mate, mates, relationship, relationship, similar, psychology, lookalike, lookalikes, compatible, complementary, matching, armchair, armchairs"We don't want you inviting friends over to play. There are liability issues."
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friend, friends, friendship, friendships, invite friends over, invites friends over, inviting friends over, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, liability, liability issue, liability issues, insurance, lawyer, lawyers, rambunctious, rambunctiousness, brat, brats, spoiled, insurance liability, insurance liabilities, home insurance, excuse, excuses, parent, parents, parenting, child, kid, kids, sons, son"That's the couple rushing in to fill the void left by the Renfrew's divorce."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, introductions, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, friend, friends, friendship, friendship group, circle of friends, social circle, social circles, friend group, friend groups, social set, social status, void, voids, hole, holes, gossip, gossiping"Less bromance, more broductivity."
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bro, bros, bromance, bromances, pal, pals, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, young men, productivity, low productivity, tech world, masculine, masculinity, work together, works together, working together, fist bump, fist bumps, fist pound, fist pounds, broductivity, work harder, works harder, working harder, productive worker, productive workers"This place would be so bucolic without you."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, squirrel, squirrels, rodent, rodents, place, places, bucolic, pastoral, rural, country, relationship, relationships, friendship, marriage, marriages, married life, friend, friends, mate, mates, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, spouse, spouses"I have a bad association with people."
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introvert, introverted, introverted, introverts, antisocial, anti social, anti-social, friends, friend, friendship, friendships, isolated, isolation, social isolation, socially isolated, unsociable, modern life, awkward person, awkward people, socially awkward, social awkwardness, alienated, alienation, standoffish, standoffishness"You're amazing, Hargrave - fair weather or foul, good times or bad, boom or recession, you're always the same."
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depression, depressed, depressing, fair weather, foul, foul weather, boom, bust, boom and bust cycle, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, upbeat, good times, bad times, reliable, reliability, loyal, loyalty, loyalties, tough time, tough times, best friend, best friends, boost, boosts, boosting, mood, moodsKicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop
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religion, religious, religious imagery, religions, party, parties, doo wop, doo-wop, musical, musically, fun, having fun, letting your hair down, let your hair down, nun, nuns, clergy, sister, sisters, choral, piano, pianos, free, freedom, catholicism, catholic, catholics, friday night, friday nights, women, song, songs, together, friend, friends, friendship, companion, companions, companionship"Ichthyosaurs are all gone, mosasaurs are gone, pterosaurs are gone. There's none of the old crowd left."
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animal, animals, dinosaur, dinosaurs, extinct, extinction, extinction event, extinction events, history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, jurassic, ichthyosaurs, mosasaurs, pterosaurs, old crowd, friend, friends, friendship, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, ageing, aging, old age"She thinks she's so great cause she has real celiac disease."
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restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, gossip, gossips, gossiping, friend, friends, friendship, woman, women, gluten, gluten-free, gluten free, gluten-intolerance, gluten intolerance, gluten intolerant, gluten-intolerant, celiac, celiac disease, wheat-free, gluten allergy, allergy, allergies, intolerance, intolerance, food, jealous, jealousy, modern life, eating out, dining out"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."
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heart, heart problem, heart problems, heart stent, heart stents, signature, signatures, sign, signs, signing, autograph, autographs, open-heart surgery, open-heart surgeries, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, pride, cast, casts, patient, patients, operation, operations, support, supportive, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, relationship, relationships, friend, friends, friendship, people, human, humans, string, cat toy, cat toys, prefer, preference, preferences