"Could I have the fires al dente?"
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"I was in a different place then."
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The Empire State Building and a Side of Fries
"This will be separate checks."
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A hunka-hunka burnin' love - only $3.99 per hunk.
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"See? It never hurts to ask."
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Hamburger Institute of America
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"I can have them cook that for you, but, if I do, it won't be speedy fast."
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Unsuspecting Fry at Burger Meadows
"If you would care to take a seat, our waiter, Paul, will be with you momentarily."
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"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."
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"I don't know why your food is bad... everything was done right."
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"And would you like fries with that?"