Need a Great Big Hug.
"I have a terrible fear of flying coach."
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"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."
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"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."
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"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
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"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."
"You have logic, I have Roscoe."
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"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "
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"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"
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"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."
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Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.
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A therapist hides behind sandbags as a general talks of war.
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"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."
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Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...
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A house haunts a man.
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"Run for your lives! The Lord of the Dance is coming."
"You don't frighten me, T.J."
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"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"
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"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."
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"Thanks, Bruce, for that featherhead item. Now it's back to Ed, with a story that will scare the pants off everyone."
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"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"
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A woman watches hands come out of the washing machine.
"No way am I going down there- what if there's a comments section?"
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"You don't need the scythe anymore. The hoodie scares them to death."