"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."
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"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"
"We will always have Paris."
"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."
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"I may be a big frog in a small pond, but I'm still a damn big frog."
"Tell us again about Monet, Grandpa."
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"Can you keep a secret?"
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Gold, Silver & Bronze Evolution Chart
"Walden Pond is fine as long as Thoreau isn't there."
"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."
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Frogs wearing business suits sit perched on floating briefcases in a pond.
"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."
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"Are you sure you can cure me of leg cramps?"
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"Sonata for Three Frogs"
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"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."
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"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."
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"Pardon me, but you're sitting on my brother."
"I—I miss my frog wife."
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Tags:tv, tvs, television, televisions, remote control, remote controls, remote controller, remote controllers, remote controler, remote controlers, remote, remotes, clicker, clickers, changing channel, changing channels, changing program, changing programs, changing programme, changing programmes, frog, frogs, turned into a frog, changed into a frog flicker, flickers, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, frustration, frustrations, revenge
Swatting The Fly Doesn't Work So The Man Eats It
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"Well, I'm bummed about the gene experiment, too."
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