"So, Slim, where did you learn to shop like that?"
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"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."
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Pizza By The Slice
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"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."
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"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."
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Where The Ecologically Correct Meets The Pathologically Frugal
"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."
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"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."
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"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
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"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
A chef looking in a trash dumpster with a sign in the background that reads "Pot-Luck Pete’s Fine Cuisine"
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"Does this come in anything cheap?"
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"Nothing up my sleeve, nothing in my hat—what do you expect in this economy?"
Lifetime Achievement Awards
"No wonder we could get tickets."
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"You've always stuck to the prix fixe in life."
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"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"
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"Yeah, they're slow, but we're saving a bundle on health care."
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Double-Decker Walking Tours.
"Can I buy you a drink? And then if things don't work out between us you can pay me back?"
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"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."
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"From a purely business viewpoint, taking what doesn't belong to you is usually the cheapest way to go."
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"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."
"Jitters on Wall Street today over rumors that Alan Greenspan said, 'A rich man can as soon enter Heaven as a camel fit through the eye of a needle.' "
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