"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."
"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"
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"Excellent-let's run it through legal."
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"No, not there, please. That's where I'm going to put my head."
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"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
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"Oh, God! Here comes little Miss Perky."
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"I'm not listening to any radio program. I'm listening to my wife!"
"He's, like, 'To be or not to be,' and I'm, like, 'Get a life.' "
"That's just so God."
"I love you too, Daddy, but it just kills me that you're a man."
"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."
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"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."
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Moving as a board game.
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"I'm going back to my room, where the media is a little less mainstream."
A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.
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"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."
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"I'm not trying to sell you anything, sir. I'm doing market research, and all I ask is two or three hours of your time to answer a few thousand questions."
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"Turn off the water, hon. I can't keep sandbagging forever."
"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf club, golf clubs, golf green, golf greens, hole, holes, golf ball, golf balls, golf course, golf courses, putter, putters, flag, flags, put, putting, tap, frustrated, frustration, anger, angry, anger management, competition, competitive, too competitive, sportsmanship, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, pistol, pistols, fire, shoot, shooting, making par, gentleman's sport, gentleman's game, man, men
Tags:fussbudget, fussbudgets, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, crank, cranks, cranky, irritable, irritation, annoyance, annoyances, pessimist, pessimists, annoying, annoyed, misanthropist, misanthropists, misanthropy, self-loathing, public transportation, mechanical things, grievance, grievances, unhappiness, frustration, aggravation, dissatisfaction, anger
Tags:guilt, guilts, guilting, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive aggressiveness, parent, parents, parenting, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, put on a sweater, nice young man, approval, approve, approves, approving, torah, genesis, bible, bible story, bible stories, shpasik, jtoons
"It seems some days like I make a little progress, then other days it seems like I'm not getting anywhere at all."
"If we'd wanted running commentary we would have waited for the DVD."
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