"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."
"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"
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"Excellent-let's run it through legal."
Tags:barbarian, barbarians, pillage, pillages, pillaging, raze, razes, razing, village, villages, barbaric, viking, vikings, innovation, innovations, innovator, innovators, invention, inventions, legal, legal department, legal departments, stab, stabs, stabbing, pike, pikes, spear, spears, spearing, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, frustration, frustrations, frustrated
"No, not there, please. That's where I'm going to put my head."
Tags:head desk, head desks, head, heads, slam, slams, slamming, overworked, too much work, work, work life, work lives, secretary, secretaries, businessman, businessmen, underpaid, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, exasperated, furious, infuriated, papers, shuffling papers, white collar job, white collar jobs
"Oh, God! Here comes little Miss Perky."
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"That's just so God."
"I love you too, Daddy, but it just kills me that you're a man."
"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."
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Moving as a board game.
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"I'm going back to my room, where the media is a little less mainstream."
A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.
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"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."
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"I'm not trying to sell you anything, sir. I'm doing market research, and all I ask is two or three hours of your time to answer a few thousand questions."
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"Turn off the water, hon. I can't keep sandbagging forever."
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"If we'd wanted running commentary we would have waited for the DVD."
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"Quit asking if I'm O.K. If I'm ever O.K., I'll let you know."
Tags:small talk, making small talk, greeting, greetings, conversation, conversations, irritation, irritations, irritating, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, snappy, insult, insults, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"
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"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"
Tags:husband, wife, partner, spouse, husbands, wives, spouses, partners, robbery, rob, robbing, stealing, theft, thieving, complicit, helping, music, accordian, musician, annoying, loud, accordians, player, accordian player, players, annoys, annoy, help, helping, helper, selective, select, secret, peeve, pet peeve, secrets, secretive, frustration, frustrations
"Chill out or go around me!"
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Profiles in Courage
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"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."
Tags:name, names, surname, surnames, stubborn, stubbornness, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, petty, pettiness, cold call, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, first world problems, insult, insults, frustration, frustrations
"All the wrong people are right."
Tags:contradiction, contradictions, wrong, right, opposite, opposites, switch teams, switches teams, switching teams, cognitive dissonance, political view, political views, view, views, opinion, opinions, change your mind, changing your mind, changing minds, resent, resents, resentment, talking heads, pundit, pundits, punditry, frustration, frustrations, frustrating