Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.
Tags:bumper cars, bumper car, bumper-car, bumper-cars, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fun fairs, fair, fairs, attraction, attractions, fairground, fairgrounds, kid, kids, child, children, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, distracted driving, distracted driver, distracted drivers, technology, modern life
Roller Coaster Ski Ramp
Tags:ski, skiing, skier, skiers, ski slope, ski slopes, ski jump, ski jumps, roller coaster, roller coasters, fun fair, fun fairs, ski ramp, ski ramps, going round in circles, loop, looping, never ending loop, perpetual motion, snow, snowing, ski resort, ski resorts, theme park, theme parks, perpetual motion machine, perpetual motion machines, thermodynamics, laws of thermodynamics, amusement park, amusement parks
"No wonder we could get tickets."
Tags:office, offices, office worker, office workers, monotony, monotonous, disappointment, let down, let-down, fair ground, fairground, fun fair, fun fair, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fairground ride, ride, rides, fairground rides, office job, office jobs, career option, career options, prospect, career prospects, career prospect, prospects, merry go round, marry-go-round, undesirable, undesirable jobs, undesirable job, boring job, boring jobs
Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
Tags:bumper cars, bumper car, bumper-car, bumper-cars, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fair, fairs, attraction, attractions, fairground, fairgrounds, kid, kids, child, children, traffic, traffic cop, traffic cops, officer, officers, police, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, police bike, police bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycle, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, safety, law, laws, rules
"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"
Tags:circus, circuses, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fun fairs, funfair, funfairs, consumerism, consumer, consumer, consumerist, commercialism, capitalism, capitalism, modern day, modern society, modern attitudes, modern day attitudes, overeating, overeat, over eating, over eat, junk food, junk foods, unhealthy foods, unhealthy food, obesity, obesity issues, obesity issue, weight issue, weight issues, weight problem, weight problems, obesity problem, obesity problem, weighing scales, scales, amusement park, amusement parks, weight gain, unhealthy weight gain, fair, fairs, carnival, carnivals, popcorn, candyfloss, cotton candy
"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, guilty, innocent, plea bargain, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, client, clients, late, fatigued, tired, bell, decision, decisions, game, games, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, fair, fairs, high striker, high strikers, strongman game, strongman games, strength tester, strength testers, gavel, gavels, hammer, hammers, mallet, mallets, hit, strength, strong, luck, lucky, lazy, random, verdict, verdicts, sentencing, sentence, sentences, unfair
"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
Tags:history, historical, medieval, renaissance, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, men, man, combat, battle, battles, fighting, renaissance fair, renaissance fairs, renaissance faire, renaissance faires, renaissance festival, renaissance festivals, fair, fairs, festival, festivals, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, toy, toys, doll, dolls, prize, prizes, game, games, winner, winners, winning, winning prizes, wish, wishes, wishing, useless talent, useless skill
Line for a funnel cake stand.
Tags:line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, funnel, funnels, bottleneck, bottlenecks, crowd, crowds, crowded, crowding, stall, stalls, food, stand, stands, fair, fairs, state fair, state fairs, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, funnel cake, funnel cakes, wordplay, word play
An in amusement park shooting gallery aims at targets labelled Westhampton, Easthampton, & Bridgehampton
Tags:carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, fair, fairs, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, booth, booths, stall, stalls, game, games, shooting, shooting game, shooting games, shooting gallery, shooting galleries, target, targets, westhampton, easthampton, bridgehampton, the hamptons, new york, ny, rich, wealthy, expensive, the one percent, the 1%, high class, revenge, dislike, hate, hatred, bitterness, contempt, envy, jealousy, social class, social standing, social status, class, classes, real estate, property, properties
"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."
Tags:bouncy castle, castle, castles, bouncy castles, fun fair, fair, fayre, fairs, fayres, carnival, medieval, play, playing, playful, plays, fight, fighting, parody, parodies, unexpected, army, armies, knight, knights, siege, sieges, siege warfare, warfare, children, childish, child, priority, priorities
Guess your sperm count
Tags:fair, carnival, fairs, carnivals, carnival games, carnival games, fun fair, fun fairs, circus, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, guessing game, guessing games, games, game, sperm count, fertility, male fertility, reproductive health, semen, sooth sayer, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics
"How come there's no exit?"
Tags:amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fun fairs, funfair, funfairs, fairground, fairgrounds, carnival, carnivals, midway, midways, ride, rides, attraction, attractions, funhouse, funhouses, fun house, fun houses, face, faces, funny face, funny faces, entrance, entrances, no exit, no escape, no way out, horror, evil, death, innocent victim, innocent victims, unsuspecting victim, unsuspecting victims, carny, carnie, carnies, showie, showies
"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."
Tags:social media, social networking, social network, social networks, post, posts, posting, sharing, newsfeed, newsfeeds, technology, computer, computers, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, ego, egotistic, egoist, egoists, egotistical, vain, vanity, selfie, selfies, reality, online, interenet, millennial, millennials, modern life, roller coaster, roller coasters, ride, rides, theme park, theme parks, amusement park, amusement parks, fun fair, fun fairs, oversharing
Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks
Tags:amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, water park, water parks, fun fair, fun fairs, couple, couples, kissing, smooching, snogging, lover, lovers, love, animal, animals, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks, fin, fins, shark fin, shark fins, oblivious, horror, bad date, bad dates
Hall of Mirrors
Tags:hall of mirrors, joke mirror, joke mirrors, funfair, funfairs, fun fair, fun fairs, fun-fair, fun-fairs, hall of fun, alcohol, alcoholics, alcoholic, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, addict, addicts, addiction, alcohol addict, alcohol addicts, alcohol addiction, distort, distorted, disfigure, disfigured, deceive, deceived, deceptive, self-image, self image, self-presentation, self presentation, dream, dreams, dreaming, homeless, homelessness, destitute, destitution