"Funding for 'Nova' is provided by Merck and Lockheed, by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by annual ﬁnancial support from viewers like you."
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"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"
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"Here's a late bulletin. Wendy and I have been fired, so we'll just say goodbye and God bless."
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"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
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"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."
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Overcrowded Schools: Three Proposals.
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"Our ﬁnal honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."
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"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"
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"Tell the National Endowment for the Arts that we think funding for the B-2 is fully justified by the magnificent way it defines volumes with concave and convex spaces."
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"My goodness! It's a check from George Bush for a hundred and fifty thousand dollars to fix the screen door."
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"Well, there's another four million dollars down the drain."
"They've eliminated your grant to promote local agriculture."
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"Defunding increases aggression."
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"How can a fund that's loosing us money call itself socially responsible?"
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"Our research is solidified, but our funding has vaporized."
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"It's been taken care of."
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"Lab Mice are okay, but we draw the line at imported brie."
"Some PACs, senator, are more super than others."
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School Bus for The Voucher School
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"I may be awhile. I'm soliciting funds for my reëlection campaign."
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"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"
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Spent it all on the primaries.
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"Major Funding. How much do you need?"
"I bet the same day Yale was giving Bass back his money, they were handing mine out to whales and feminazis."
"It's too bad you can't get federal matching funds, whatever they are."
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