"I'd like you to see a botanist. You exhibit many of the symptoms of Dutch elm disease."
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"Well, it has been a great summer for chanterelles."
"I don't recall it being quite this humid last July."
"Have you considered installing a dehumidifier?"
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"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"
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"They're designer plaid, for God's sake. How poisonous can they be?"
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"I heard he came into money and moved to a portobello."
"Now, get down to accounting and find some truffles."
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"How nice. A truffle."
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Leprechaun reading under a mushroom lamp
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"Forget it, Shamus, you won't find any truffles hanging around this dump."
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"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"
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