"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."
"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
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"Find something dumb. Really dumb. I'm in the mood."
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"You see? Once more, Wile E. Coyote is restored swiftly and miraculously to health. His potential trauma has been trivialized, and we are yet again amused."
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"I developed my sense of humor as a defense mechanism and it turned into a lethal offensive weapon."
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Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot
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"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"
"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."
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"She no longer laughs at my joke."
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"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"
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"I have a great weakness for men who make me laugh. So go ahead!"
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"I just love the way he goes 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.' "
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"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."
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"When you get a chance, remember to ask God the meaning of life-it's a riot."
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"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."
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"Last night my mom made us watch an old comedy with cary grant. He's funny, but he's no Adam Sandler."
"I tell the truth, and sometimes it's funny."
Why there are moms
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A clown walks into a bar with a sign that reads "Funny Hour 5:00 to 6:00 pm".
"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"
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"If you weren't so funny all the time, I'd probably laugh more often."
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"Yes, I'm a laughing gull but you have to say something funny."
"Stop me if you've heard this one, not guilty."
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